London — A woman Erin Hebblewhite, 30 who petioned the United Nations to be transferred to a men's prison won her case against the disgraceful British Parliament who striped the British crown of it's rightful inheritance of power, causing Britain ce…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a very surprising announcement the FBI has just informed the news media that two pieces of baboon shit (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump and Alexander Beverly Murdaugh) will be sharing a jail cell at the infamou…
Alex Murdaugh is preparing to become a jailhouse lawyer to save himself from a savage love affair in prison. He will officially be known as the goose that lays the golden eggs by prison gang leaders who hope that Murdaugh will get them a retrial…
As reported by NBC Sports News, Mr. Rodgers will enter solitary confinement on Monday to assist him with important decisions he needs to make. Mr. Brady has expressed admiration for this manner of responding to quandaries affecting life's course.
It’s been a bad few days for former President Donald Trump. His “major announcement” turned out to be the release of some nerdish cards showing his face stitched onto the bodies of astronauts, superheroes and cowboys. An appeal court ruled that he sh…
Alex Jones has said that even if he goes to prison, he’ll keep doing his Info Wars show from inside the Big House. “People need the truth no matter what” someone who looked like Jones said. “Even if there’s a jailhouse riot or Jones is getting bug…
It had to happen! It reaches a point when lies, distortions, accusations, jealousy, and envy no longer work. Caught with his pants down, Trump and his gang are stuck. What to do? Attorney General Merrick Garland is very slowly turning the wheels o…
London Press: After R. Kelly was sentenced Wednesday to 30 years in prison, his lawyers filed an international human rights abuse case with the UN. They want to transfer Mr. Kelly to Bastoy prison in Norway. U.S. District Judge Anna Banana handed…
PENSACOLA - (Satire News) - A close friend of Trump's (one of only two or three that are left) says that "Cheddar Face" told him that the damn walls of justice are closing in on him. The friend who said to use the fake name "Boo Boo," revealed tha…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – A group calling itself The Windy City Citizens To Make Sure Trump Ends Up In Prison In 2024 (TWCCTMSTEUIPI-2024) has informed the national news media that they plan to raise $75.3 million within three weeks. A spokesperso…
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – Buzz Fuzz is reporting that the newest reality show on cable TV is “The Sing Sing Prison Jailbirds” which stars Trump family members Donald “The Pussy Grabber,” Ivanka “The Giraffe,” Eric “The Dumbass,” and Jared…
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – The former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania known as Trump The Chump is finally realizing reality. The Trumptard who was a total and complete predator, liar, bigot, racist, and your basic run-of-the-mill hemorrho…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Actor Jussie Smollett was found guilty of printing up counterfeit $100 bills, as well as harboring parrots that were illegally smuggled into the United States from Peru. The actor said that it was all just a case of mista…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The wife of El Chapo, Emma Coronel Aispuro, is positively thrilled at hearing that the judge has just agreed to reduce her 17-year sentence to just 5 minutes. The former beauty queen wanted to thank her “Dream Team”…
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The state of New York has always been at the forefront when it comes to prisons, pizza, professional sports teams, and now womens prison wear. Omnium Gatherum reporter Ashburn Wasabi reports that Sing Sing Pris…
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – One of the most popular Republican publications in the nation, has just announced that it won’t be long now, before the person who is still regarded as one of the biggest haters in the United States finds himself…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden was recently asked what he really thinks about the man who lived in the White House right before him. Can you be more specific? he asked. Yes sir, the Racist-in-Chief, came the reply. Oh, ok…
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