Old Angus McGuiness was absolutely convinced he was he was having the initial signs of a stroke, but with help from a keen 911 operator, he was found to be OK over the phone. "I called 911 because all the words on the television screen were comple…
The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff after a player's tee shot. "We'll be cracking down hard," stated Bunker Hozelslicer, the new Director of Fans Yelling Out Stupid Stuff. Apparently, the new rules go w…
Golfing's latest and hottest sensation, Holly Sonders, has found love on the green with none other than Major League Baseball's greatest designated hero, the recently divorced Jose Albert Pujols of the Los Angeles Dodgers. After winning the Rancho…
Hold onto your golf clubs and football helmets because the world of sports has been thrown into a whirlwind with the unexpected love affair between legendary quarterback Tom Brady and LPGA golfing sensation Holly Sonders. It's a match made in the mos…
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The LPGA is buzzing with news of Holly Sonders, the latest sensation in women's golf. Leslie Putterword, a senior writer for Golf Guide Illustrated Magazine, has dubbed Sonders as one of the hottest and sexiest gol…
Florida - (Sporting Spoof) New Saudi-backed LIV pro golf league will be getting a big brown package delivered, in the form of a pro golfer that looks exactly like a UPS delivery person. UPS sponsored golf pro, Louis Oosthuizen, has agreed to wear…
Ivana Trump’s grave has been moved on Donald’s golf course. Problem: the bitch ain’t dead! Witnesses have said that during a full moon, if their balls land anywhere near Ivana’s grave, she reaches up out of the ground and snatches the ball – wreck…
A Fan told me of a CCN story of a Huge Gator at a Seabring, Florida golf Course. They call him 'Big Don' (after the former President) - as he is always chasing the female gators. He is 15 ft. long and weighs a thousand pounds - one of the bi…
Trump, as President has played golf with hundreds of politicians, media and sports guys. Just the media stars and politicians read like a Trump Rogues Gallery of Enablers of the Jan 6th Riot - and Invasion of the Capital building. Regular golf p…
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia - (Satire News) - Donald Trump was in Georgia playing a round of golf with three of his only friends, Josh Hawley, Matt Gaetz, and Greg Gutfeld. And as usual, DJT cheated on his score, writing down that he shot a 69, when h…
President Trump is causing big turmoil and alarm in the Church and Funeral industries. They missed out on making a lot of money when his wife died. And they fear others might imitate him. His first wife died, and he didn't buy a burial plot, or…
Ivana Trump has been laid to rest on Donald Trump’s golf course. Someone dug a pit, threw her body in, then dropped a plaque reminding every golfer who she once was. She is buried in New Jersey, the joke state of the USA. “Under the state of New…
Trump and Mike Pence buried the hatched momentarily when Donald invited Mike out to nine holes of golf. Strangely, Pence had to keep ducking as balls flew at his head. One of them even exploded. “Is he still trying to kill me?” Pence asked his…
The Saudis are tired of Oil. Oil. Oil. They want to get into the lucrative Golf Pro tournament business. It's cheap - just need a couple golf courses, some Golf pros and TV, Cable, and other media rights to make big, quick Money. And Trump's gol…
BILLINGSGATE POST: With a number of famous professional golfers, including Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau, jumping from the PGA Tour to the LIV Tour, some bad blood is developing between the members of the two g…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - One of the most beautiful, gosh darn sexy lady golfers to come down the fairway in a long, long time, has just added another honor to her long list of honors. The stunningly attractive Paige Spiranac, has just been…
PARIS, France - (Sports Satire) - One of the most beautiful female atletes in the history of female athletes, has just turned down a very, very lucrative offer to pose in her birthday suit for a leading men's adult magazine. Paige Spiranac was off…
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