Should Hugh Hefner get a dead person's working kidney to replace his own faulty one just because he's a national treasure? Yes, according to a group of senior celebrities led by Betty White. "We even think non-celebrities who are elderly should be...
Should Hugh Hefner get a dead person's working kidney to replace his own faulty one just because he's a national treasure? Yes, according to a group of senior celebrities led by Betty White. "We even think non-celebrities who are elderly should...
Cheapskates Ahoy! A new form of plastic surgery is now available, and it's completely painless and astonishingly cheap! A yet-to-be-named firm, which plans to launch other death-related ideas, has a motto: "Look Your Best at Your Funeral-on the Ch...
A Pennsylvania woman police have charged with heisting an 80-pound plaster-of-Paris Baby Jesus statuette reportedly has no remorse for her alleged actions. The hefty figurine was filched from its cradle in a nativity display in a strip mall in Virgi...
After Kim Jong Il's death, North Korea's secretive regime described his youngest son, Kim Jong Un as "the great successor." But Jong Kim Sun-a professor of Asian Studies at the University of South Korea-says the isolated Communist state "has ente...
Tony Bennett not only claims the United States "caused" the 9/11 attacks on the Twin Towers, but also-in a startling new assertion-the legendary 85-year-old crooner says his long-time alleged wig is, in reality, his own hair. Bennett defended his...
In order to escape the limelight, Casey Anthony will eventually be relocated to a far distant part of the country and guarded around the clock by pit bulls dressed up as mutts. Unimpeachable sources say she will live in a disguise under a fake na...
Convicted liar Casey Anthony says she plans to enter a rehabilitation center for liars. "If there is such a thing, that's where I need to go," Miss Anthony said after a Florida jury kept her from being strapped into "Old Sparky," the state's venerat...
Renowned animal lover and cat collector Doris Day treated herself at home after she was scratched multiple times in what she claims was a coordinated attack by scores of cats that lived in two of the bedrooms of her three-bedroom $1.3 million dollar...
A California judge has removed the tracking device on troubled former Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan's left ankle, and she is free to roam anywhere she wants-with one exception. The judge ruled that the freshly unshackled Lohan must keep a distance...
Jack Kevorkian, the controversial M.D. who promoted assisted suicide, is dead of non-assisted and non-suicidal causes. He expired in an assisted-living center for non- suicidal seniors. He was 83. A spokesman for "Assisted-Living Is Better tha...
The lenient judge who freed wealthy Dominique Strauss-Kahn from a Riker's Island jail cell in favor of a marble-floored Manhattan luxury apartment may also let the Frenchman participate in "Dancing with the Stars," a popular TV show. The judge h...
Former popular real network talk titan Oprah Winfrey is off to such a dismal start on her cable network, she has been forced to give away many her own overstocked products to audience members. On her old standard TV program, Oprah showered he audi...
As new details emerged on the final days of Osama bin Laden, it has been learned that the terrorist leader's favorite TV channel was Sony's PlayStation Network, until it crashed in a recent security breach. Informed sources say the theft by hack...
Former movie star Nicolas Cage 's big public fight with his wife centered on his hairpiece, Police in New Orleans say. Cage is free on bond after being arrested for domestic abuse, battery, disturbing the peace and public drunkenness. Police sou...
A team of special CIA operatives that has infiltrated Libya includes an elderly American Hi Def TV reporter, Dan Rather. "We picked Dan for this assignment because of the great disguise he wore when he was on regular TV and posed as "Gunga Dan"...
Former baseball slugger Barry Bonds acknowledged today that his sperm-manufacturing organs did indeed atrophy-but not because he was taking steroids to make him more powerful at the plate. Bonds said he suffered the retracted gonads because he w...
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