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Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Convicted liar Casey Anthony says she plans to enter a rehabilitation center for liars. "If there is such a thing, that's where I need to go," Miss Anthony said after a Florida jury kept her from being strapped into "Old Sparky," the state's venerated electric chair.

"Lying is an addiction, like drugs, Casey declared. "And I think this conviction that indicates I might be a psychopathic liar is a wake-up call for me to get professional help."

After hearing of Casey's cry for help, TV psychiatrist Dr. Drew Pinsky said he might start a TV Clinic for Liars and that, if she wants, Miss Anthony could be the first celebrity patient.

Casey said she also wants to open a Day Care Center for toddlers in order "to give back to the community in exchange for the wonderfulness of the jury that decided I didn't kill my own toddler in an attempt to have fun again as a barfly at hot body nights. But you won't know whether I'm lying right now until I go to Pinsky's clinic," said the exonerated accused murderess.

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