DEMS Move on to Next Big Scam: Olympics in Chicago for 2016

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Sunday, 12 October 2008


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Chicago Olympics! DEMS can't wait to take the money and RUN!

Chicago, Il/ Fraudulent Times - Democrat Pols are actually salivating over the prospect of capturing the prestigious 2016 Olympics in order to refill their election coffers with more skimmed money."This event will throw off more money than hurricane Katrina did in New Orleans!" one drooling ward leader exclaimed.

Although the decision for the Olympic site is 8 years away, Obama has already started to organize his Acorn Olympic Group (AOG), and plans are underway to modify their Banking Intimidation Plans (BIP) only slightly, still standing on their foundation of racial intimidation and blackmail to achieve their ends. "This plan got us where we are today....CHANGE is a marketing ploy we use on those "other guys" a local ACORN Ward Boss said.

With Obama's familial ties in Mozambique, Zimbabwe, Somalia and other African and middle eastern countries, ACORN aims to have a voting majority well in hand by decision making time.

Envoys from the Obama camp have been studying genealogy trees, trying desperately to follow the nomadic trail of Barack Hussein Obama ,Sr. and the seeds he left behind during his social experiments with gullible women.

Within a month ACORN feels they will have rounded up Obama's extended family, put them on the payroll, and have a cohesive Obama Family Community Action Arm (OFCA) operating in at least 35 nations. "Obama is going to be bigger than Oprah," one marketing exec said,"while she has national appeal, Barack is GOING GLOBAL!" Plans to franchise the Obama name are underway and financial advisor Franklin Raines, formerly of Fannie Mae infamy, has been put in charge of kicking off an IPO funded primarily by taxpayer money, another successful DEM ploy.

One ACORN volunteer, a first grade teacher in a Cook County school, said Obama Sr. "was the original Johnny Appleseed", and a role model she teaches about in her classes along with sex education, voter registration, and how to fill out applications for tax payer funded grants.

ACORN and Obama are working under the assumption that with the removal of Federal Prosecutors, and the pardon of Dem Kingmaker Tony Rezko on the first day he is officially President, Rezko will be ready to continue the important fundraising deals for AOG he has been so good at.

"The cash payoffs that will be rolling in are mind-boggling," said an FBI source currently investigating corruption of the Democrat Political Machine centered in Chicago, but extending over the state of Illinois, right up to the Governor's mansion.

"There is not one aspect of the State's business that doesn't have a price tag attached to it. If you want to get anywhere in State Politics you have to "be in the game" or you won't get the endorsements from the Big Guys behind the scenes.

"To rise from Illinois state politics to the National Scene," the source continued, " you figure it out. The cost would be monumental, and the payback would eclipse the recent $700B're talking about buying out a country's future do you put a price on that?"

Dems feel they will have the inside tract to winning the site selection process now that Obama has stolen the Presidency. "Our biggest fear was that McCain would win and continue his assault on corruption at the IOC he started in 1999, when everything was "for sale."

Plans are for President Obama to show up for the final site presentation in Denmark, like Tony Blair did to secure London as the 2012 site. Short documentaries are being planned by some of Obama's biggest supporters in Hollywood.

Clips of Obama shooting Hoops, horseback riding on the beach, goal tending a hockey game, and handing off the baton to his wife in the 400 relay are being assembled into an inspiring slide show sure to wow Olympic Committee members.

In addition, the awarding of prestigious Olympic jobs to Committee family members, not to mention food vending franchises, are being written off as Election Expenses or Party Favours, a practice recently ok'd by House Ways and Means head, Rep. Charles Wrangle (sic) in charge of administering the nation's tax code.

Already in Chicago the rumors of the coming Olympics is having a positive effect. Plans are underway to open at least 3 exotic car boutiques, 10 high end clothing stores, 6 jewelery stores from St. Thomas featuring custom gold, emerald, and diamond baubles, and 15 off shore banking branches from the Cayman's , Freeport,and Nigeria, among others, have moved into deserted Washington Mutual and Wachovia bank offices.

In the city,unemployment dropped 15 %, voter registration is now closing in on 375%, and the Chicago White Sox and Chicago Cubs announced the sale of the clubs to Dubai for cash and an agreement to move the clubs to the emirate's finger islands so Obama can use their stadiums for "Happy Days Are Here Again" rallies during the Olympic Ceremonies.

And the DEMS are condemning FREE MARKET ENTERPRISE? Seems like they invented it!

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