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Funny story: A UFO Landed In Chicago And Within Four Minutes It Was Completely Stripped

A UFO Landed In Chicago And Within Four Minutes It Was Completely Stripped

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency revealed that a UFO landed in The Cottonball neighborhood of Chicago and the space aliens got the surprise of their lives. A witness named Thondella "Bubba" Brofin, said that within four minu…

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Funny story: Chicago Will Be Ghost Town In 34,000 Years Says Mayor Lightfoot

Chicago Will Be Ghost Town In 34,000 Years Says Mayor Lightfoot

BILLINGSGATE POST: Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s plan to curb violence in the city is facing an unprecedented dateline. This past year, there were 777 homicides reported in Chicago, ending the deadliest year in a quarter century. With the present p…

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Funny story: Drought-Stricken, Fire-Laden California is Buying Water From Chicago

Drought-Stricken, Fire-Laden California is Buying Water From Chicago

SACRAMENTO, California – (Satire News) – The state of California, suffering from a horrendous drought has just informed the news media that they have worked out a deal to purchase water from Chicago. The Windy City gets its water from Lake Michiga…

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Funny story: A Senator From Montana Brags That Her State Has No White Supremacist Racists

A Senator From Montana Brags That Her State Has No White Supremacist Racists

HELENA, Montana – (Satire News) – Senator Rosetta V. Nipniller, was interviewed by Kitty Segovia with the iNews Agency and she said that she would not want to live anywhere else but in the Big Sky state. The senator bragged that Montana has the bl…

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Funny story: A Huge Sinkhole in Downtown Chicago Swallows Up A 73-Story Building

A Huge Sinkhole in Downtown Chicago Swallows Up A 73-Story Building

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – In what is being called the biggest sinkhole since the infamous Kalahari Desert Sinkhole of September 13, 1613, a huge one-block in circumference sinkhole has just swallowed up the 73-Story Chaka Khan Musical Building in the…

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Funny story: "Tough guy" aliens send rep to warn humanity of impending "ass-kicking we'll never forget"

"Tough guy" aliens send rep to warn humanity of impending "ass-kicking we'll never forget"

A bizarre looking 8-foot tall, 400 lbs creature appeared at City Hall in Chicago yesterday, to meet with "the leaders of the United States". After a brief panic, things settled down and, to the relief of all on the scene, the creature behaved quite c…

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Funny story: Scientists Say That Lake Michigan Could Dry Up Completely in 8 Years

Scientists Say That Lake Michigan Could Dry Up Completely in 8 Years

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Environmental scientists have released a report stating that, due to climate change, Lake Michigan could be totally bone dry by 2028. The experts said that when that happens, the city of Chicago is going to find itself up…

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Funny story: Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello Deny The Marriage Rumors

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello Deny The Marriage Rumors

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that the Shawn Mendes – Camila Cabello Self-Distancing Concert was a huge success. The couple performed for a 100% mask-wearing audience, and they received four encores, plus $9,000 in…

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Funny story: Wendy’s Announces That the Name of All Their Chicago Fast Food Restaurants Will Now Be Windy’s

Wendy’s Announces That the Name of All Their Chicago Fast Food Restaurants Will Now Be Windy’s

PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) – The nation’s third largest fast food chain is always seeking ways to try and catch up to the number two franchise, Burger King. In an effort to climb that much sought-after fast food ladder, Wendy’s has hired th…

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Funny story: President Trump Threatens to Build A Wall Around Chicago

President Trump Threatens to Build A Wall Around Chicago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President, in a phone call to Sean Hannity, said that, if the violence, the looting, and the anti-Trump chants do not stop in the Windy City, he will have no choice but to build a beautiful 10-foot tall wall aro…

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Funny story: The Reality Show, The Housewives of Chicago, Has Been Cancelled

The Reality Show, The Housewives of Chicago, Has Been Cancelled

CHICAGO – (Fake entertainment news) The producers of the hit Bravo Network show, “The Housewives of Chicago”, say that the highly popular reality series will not be renewed for a new season. Bravo spokeswoman, Minnie Bumbuffin, said that there we…

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Funny story: Shakira Has Already Had 714 Marriage Proposals Since Performing At The Super Bowl

Shakira Has Already Had 714 Marriage Proposals Since Performing At The Super Bowl

CHICAGO – Shakira was in Chicago to perform at a sold-out concert at The Al Capone Commemorative Coliseum. She talked to Ipso Facto Illustrated Magazine reporter Sigmund Cottonseed. The Colombian firecracker, who is 43, told him that, since her a...

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Funny story: Jussie Smollett claims he was assaulted by Chicago PD

Jussie Smollett claims he was assaulted by Chicago PD

Chicago, IL - Jussie Smollett, the disgraced ‘Empire’ actor, has now claimed that while he was in Chicago PD custody, he was brutally assaulted and left smelling of hazelnuts. Smollett was released on $100,000.00 bail and immediately related hi...

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Funny story: Freezing Chicago Fireman Hoping for Nice, Warm Neighborhood Fire

Freezing Chicago Fireman Hoping for Nice, Warm Neighborhood Fire

As Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois continue to struggle with the polar vortex cold snap, people are trying to come up with imaginative and often unorthodox ways to stay warm in sub-zero temperatures. A member of the Chicago fire brigade has co...

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Funny story: Obummer's library faces "challenges"

Obummer's library faces "challenges"

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC — The secret design for the Baroque Insane Obummer Unpresidential Libary was approved by the Windy City, officials saying the plans passed the “smell test.” However, the library faces funding challenges. “Nobody wants to pay fo...

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Funny story: Chicago College of Architecture Offers Humor Training

Chicago College of Architecture Offers Humor Training

In a bold move, the revered Illinois Institute of Technology's College of Architecture revealed a new field of specialization: architectural humor. This marks an unusual development on an unlikely campus. IIT was the showplace and professional home o...

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Funny story: Rhymefest Invites Trump To See That Chicago Is Safe, Robbed During Interview

Rhymefest Invites Trump To See That Chicago Is Safe, Robbed During Interview

The Chicago rapper Rhymefest, who invited Donald Trump to his Chicago neighborhood, was robbed multiple times in one day--including while on the air with CNN. Despite being robbed seven times in less than twelve hours, Che "Rhymefest" Smith told C...

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