Written by Pointer

Sunday, 12 October 2008

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Decent Arab family man in the vicinty of Mccain's stinking ignorance!

John McCain seems to have more than his share of hoof in mouth disease lately.

He addressed his campaign rally supporters as "My fellow prisoners". (Though that may have been just commentary on this American life in the final days of worst US presidency in history.) His racial gaffes have been numerous from his thumb in the eye of Obama by branding him "That One!", to insulting a black questioner at the debate by claiming he had probably "never even heard of Fanny and Freddie before this crisis."

The astute inquisitor replied: "Youse sho right , Massa! Old Joe's just a dumb nigra from the hollars. He ain't got the learnin to go get capchad in Nam after gradanating at the bottom of his class in skool!"

His latest outrage came when one of the many learned Republicans at the Klan meetings billed as McCain-Palin rallies commented to McCain that she couldn't trust Obama because she read that he was an Arab. McCain jumped to Barack's defense: "No Mam! He's not an Arab. He's a decent family man!"

Decent Arab family men across the world denied that McCain had a brain!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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