Panicked Obama to ACORN: We've Got to Have this Election Tomorrow!

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Saturday, 11 October 2008

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Obama and ACORN in a Rush Against Time to Beat Justice!

Chicago,Il /Militant Times - A new sense of urgency has gripped the Obama Presidential campaign as reports are surfacing that convicted Chicago Developer Tony Rezko is going to roll over on the entire Democrat Political Machine in Illinois.

The 53 year old Deal Maker to the DEMS, is said to be talking regularly with Federal Prosecutors prior to his sentencing hearing, which has now been delayed indefinitely, according to Federal sources.

FBI informants, embedded in the ACORN militant community action group, report that the group's field offices are on full alert, and hot lines are ringing directly into the White House to pressure officials to move he election up to at least this coming week under the guise of preventing "voter fraud".

Obama strategists already have a disaster containment plan ready to implement as soon as Obama is declared the winner in the Presidential contest. ACORN militia platoons will be dispatched to every state and forcibly remove any sitting Federal Prosecutor, in a scene reminiscent of the Clinton Years when the former President did the same thing.

Obama's second Presidential act will be to exercise his prerogative, and Pardon Mr. Rezko, thereby eliminating most of the risk.

A more pressing problem is the investigation of Dem. Governor Rod Bjagojevich, former plant manager for Yugo in Zastava, Yugoslavia.

Obama befriended the Governor in 1991 shortly after the factory was bombed and he surrendered to allied forces. Due to his foreign policy knowledge, Bjagojevich was recruited into the Obama Intelligence Service (OIS) as a sleeper agent. He was paid and backed by Rezko, building political credibility until Obama was ready to make his run for the Presidency.

Intelligence officials also have noticed increased cell phone traffic to the Kremlin from Chicago Offices of ACORN. They have managed to record some scattered references to "plutonium", but are unsure , as of now, if this is some type of sinister reverence to Putin's well known issuance of "Golden Parachutes" terminating former political relationships.

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