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Funny story: Assange, Snowden, Shrdlu: Three Exiles in Conversation

Assange, Snowden, Shrdlu: Three Exiles in Conversation

Reykjavik, Iceland. Just before WikiLeaks founder and director Julian Assange was taken into custody Thursday by the British government, the WikiLeaks editorial staff in Reykjavik began to record a conference call between the world's three most promi...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Top Secret Meeting With Oliver Stone

Vladimir Putin Top Secret Meeting With Oliver Stone

The Kremlin, Moscow. President Vladimir Putin is at it again, ladies and gents. And this time it involves a secret movie project, super hush hush, sealed in absolute hermetism. US President Donald Trump is on a need to know basis only. And so are oth...

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Funny story: Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Following President Putin's suggestion that Mr. Comey may wish to seek asylum in Russia, former FBI Director James Comey has fled the country. On the way he was able to tweet a response to Putin: "He's right! I did the same thing as Snowden!" T...

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Funny story: Snowden Reveals Secret to Understanding Alien Communications To Earth

Snowden Reveals Secret to Understanding Alien Communications To Earth

US government whistle-blower Edward Snowden believes they're aliens species in the universe. Snowden said, "They're trying to communicate with us. But we just don't understand them. " Snowden has an answer for researchers, scientists and amateur...

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Funny story: New Snowdon Leak Reveals Secret Plot

New Snowdon Leak Reveals Secret Plot

CIA turncoat and American hero Edward Snowden sent a fresh batch of classified files to major news outlets that contain sensitive intelligence about yet another diabolical government conspiracy. The unredacted documents describe the top secret plo...

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Funny story: In Praise of Snowden Haters (Totally Non-Satirical)

In Praise of Snowden Haters (Totally Non-Satirical)

The US have somehow managed to capture the musical talents of Jayden Smith, Siren Smilies, Bob Dylan, and Dustin Bleeper, putting them on display for all the world to provide the emotional response of their choice… Yet, somehow, that unpatriotic bastard Edward Snowden, who maliciously and unforgivably pulled out of his ass all that self-evidently fake and contrived bullshit about NSA "snooping,...

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Funny story: Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Supreme court decision money speaks with first amendment rights and personhood affects whistleblowers

Today's Supreme Court decision, that money (as with "money speaks") is entitled to first amendment protection and the rights of personhood, has again been hailed with the word "freeeedomm!" on conservative twitter sites. This new "money speaks" de...

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Funny story: Whistleblower Snowden outs US blueprint for geriatric penal colonies

Whistleblower Snowden outs US blueprint for geriatric penal colonies

Moscow, Russia - Fugitive from justice Edward Snowden has gone public about an audacious plot to round up, sedate and forcibly hospitalize elderly US citizens protesting about the VA fiasco. Documents published in Moscow reveal a resurrected origi...

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Funny story: Secretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school

Secretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school

A spokesperson for White House Press Secretary Jay Carney has denied Mr. Kerry is seeking permission to resign and start a new school emphasizing "how to man up." But this rumor has persisted since Mr. Kerry insisted on CBS news that Edward Snowde...

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Funny story: New York Times review of Greenwald's book wins the We Came, We Saw, He Died award honoring duty in government service

New York Times review of Greenwald's book wins the We Came, We Saw, He Died award honoring duty in government service

The New York Times and Michael Kinsley have won this year's prestigious award honoring journalists in government service. Mr. Kinsley's review of Glenn Greenwald's recently released No Place to Hide, an account of Edward Snowden's role in exposing...

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Funny story: Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

MOSCOW - An unidentified source with strong ties to upper Russian officials has revealed that he saw top secret documents concerning Russia's plan to invade the South American country of Colombia. The plans showed a date for the invasion to be som...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden is worth more money. Putin was referring to the fact that Eddie Snowden can access any type of information on anyone in the entire world including President Oba...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden Claims He Hacked NASA, the Pentagon, and Oprah Winfrey

Edward Snowden Claims He Hacked NASA, the Pentagon, and Oprah Winfrey

MOSCOW - Edward Snowden recently stated to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich that he is very grateful to President Putin for having taken him in and granted him asylum. Snowden remarked that there is no one in the entire world who has more...

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Funny story: Bolivia Is Furious That Russia Has Hacked Into Their Government Computer

Bolivia Is Furious That Russia Has Hacked Into Their Government Computer

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Reports coming out of the South American country of Bolivia report that President Montero Santa Cantina is extremely furious with the Russian government. It seems that El Presidente has learned that Russian operatives were able t...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden Has Commented That He Will Not Accept The Invitation To Attend The Whistleblowers of America Convention

Edward Snowden Has Commented That He Will Not Accept The Invitation To Attend The Whistleblowers of America Convention

MOSCOW - Edward Snowden thanked the executive director of The Whistleblowers of America for having been invited to attend this year's convention in Pocatello, Idaho. Snowden, who is the Russian Director of Computers, is noted for being the most fa...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden States That He Knows The Phone Numbers and Social Security Numbers of Every Adult Man and Woman In The USA

Edward Snowden States That He Knows The Phone Numbers and Social Security Numbers of Every Adult Man and Woman In The USA

MOSCOW - NSA whistleblower and Russia's Director of Computers Edward Snowden has just made an interesting statement to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. Snowden revealed that he has the personal cell and home phone numbers plus social secu...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

The hall of the US embassy in Beijing is littered with bruised bodies. A vase lies smashed on the floor, accompanied by the faint sound of US CIA agents groaning in pain and holding their stomachs. This is the aftermath of a daring escape from whistl...

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