Taking a page out of The Big Book of British Imperialism and Financing the Empire with Drugs, the Afghani government, aka The Taliban, have decided to play to their strengths and legalize opium and all of its derivatives. Since they grow the best shi…
Kabul, Afghanistan- The March Tourism Report for Afghanistan continues to disappoint. Although higher than previous numbers, the ten people who visited Afghanistan in March is still far below expectations by Taliban officials, who had hoped to capita…
And there’s Mahmoud the Rude Dude in his funny car, loaded up with jugs of gasoline, all wired up and ready to go. And our favourite, Baba Holy Riley, in his dented boat – we think it used to be an Oldsmobile – and he’s got more explosives than a…
This is Achmed the Hoople comin’ at ya from Kabul, Afghanistan, playing all the hits right here on 98.9, the Jihad! And we have a caller! Go ahead, you’re on the air with Achmed! “Yeah, buddy, I want to hear Eagles playing ‘Witchy Woman’ – and…
The AP - (Appalled Press) - reports that The Taliban Vice police have instituted a big crackdown on the Female retail store Mannequins in Kabul, Afghanistan. They are considered 'Idols' and gullible Muslims might 'worship' them. Also, no bare fa…
Women and girls can’t get an education in Afghanistan. Well, what did you think would happen? These people are extreme religious nutbars. Religion always makes people crazy. Prove me wrong, and please do so without shoving your ridiculous “holy”…
Journalists, reporters, women, you pretty much name it, and no one can live safely in Afghanistan. No shit! They won. They kicked everybody out of their country, and are really good at doing so, ever since the Romans (maybe even earlier?). But wit…
WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza reports that one of the best teams to ever play in the Little League World Series soundly defeated the team from Kabul, Afghanistan 17-7. The game was called at the end of the second in…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Satire News) - Sandstone, the Afghanistan national news agency, has just reported that the most popular male name in the Taliban-controlled country is no longer Mohammad, Abdul, or Ahmad. Sandstone has revealed that the most…
Being one of the most strict Muslim countries on the planet (but they won against America! One extremism defeated another!), the decadence of the West is highly frowned upon in Afghanistan (that’s putting it mildly). But since the unit of currency…
BOOBOORAD, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The pride of Afghanistan, The Big Red 13th Regiment has truly distinguished itself as it recently destroyed a total of 17 Russian tanks in less than twelve minutes. The regiment led by Gen. Yasheem Shake Tu, is…
With the overturning of Roe v Wade, the United States will soon become a fundamentalist Christian nation. Women and girls will no longer be able to vote, to hold government positions (sorry, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert, you’ll soon b…
Coming soon to a controlled media outlet near you ... It’s the Real Housewives of Afghanistan! Watch as wives walk ten feet behind their husbands! Enjoy the female relationships between women who don’t even know what each other look like since…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (Satire News) - President Abu Taboo Fashu of Afghanistan, has just announced that he will be sending aid to Ukraine, in the form of the Taliban's Big Red 13th Taliban Regiment. President Fashu, called President Biden and he to…
KABUL, Afghanistan - (World Satire) - The Taliban president of Afghanistan, Abu Taboo Fashu, has issued a stern warning to the fucking terrorist groups that if they have any sense at all they will leave his country; and pronto, as they say in Costa R…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stated that POTUS recently called up President Abu Taboo Fashu, the Taliban president of Afghanistan. President Biden expressed his appreciation to Fashu for acting like a ci…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s new president Abu Taboo Fashu, has informed the news media that he has ordered 300 crack Taliban soldiers to fly to the Ukraine and join the American’s, the British, and the Cambodian troops in defen…
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