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Funny story: Donald Trump Inivtes Harry Maguire To Assist With Taliban Talks At Camp David

Donald Trump Inivtes Harry Maguire To Assist With Taliban Talks At Camp David

In a Sunday morning twitter storm, President Donald J Trump announced that he has asked leaders of the Taliban, Afghan government and Harry Maguire of the United Kingdom to join him at Camp David. Nobody in the White House could immediately explai...

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Funny story: Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

A number of people claim they have seen Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House of Representatives, at one of the Washington D.C. gas stations. She was either talking to vehicle owners, asking them if they were heading towards Central Asia, or hold...

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Funny story: Pentagon Can't Account For Losing $6.5 Trillion It Is Huge Law Breaker

Pentagon Can't Account For Losing $6.5 Trillion It Is Huge Law Breaker

AP -- From spending $150 million on private villas for a handful of personnel in Afghanistan to blowing $2.7 billion on an air surveillance balloon that doesn't work, the latest revelations of waste at the Pentagon are stories in a long line of simil...

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Funny story: Convenience Store Owner Knocks Out Robber With Ice Cream

Convenience Store Owner Knocks Out Robber With Ice Cream

Aurora Colorado - Talk about an ice cream headache: convenience store owner Amadi Creeghin threw a pint of Haagen Dazs at an armed robber and knocked him out cold. Sixty year old Creeghin explained how he was able to knock the gunman out. "When I...

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Funny story: Bust of Cheney will feature him as Napolean with book in his left hand titled "War is not all that bad"

Bust of Cheney will feature him as Napolean with book in his left hand titled "War is not all that bad"

Richard Cheney, who left the office of vice-president in 2009 with a 13 percent approval rating, will be honored with a bust at the capitol this December. He has chosen to be rendered as Napolean in typical stance, with black hat, known as the bic...

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Funny story: Senator John McCain Advocates Afghanistan As 51st State

Senator John McCain Advocates Afghanistan As 51st State

Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Thursday he was "pleased" by the Presidents decision to keep 5,500 U.S. troops in Afghanistan after 2016, but pressed for "a surge of 17,000 more boots on the ground for that country...

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Funny story: An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead...)

An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead...)

An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead.....) ...but we aren't going to let that stop us.... The Spoof has gained the unique opportunity to interview the infamous terrorist Osama bin Laden, the instigator of the 911 attacks on the U.S. Reaching him at his present location in Purgatory, we were able to have the following conversation with him - Rfreed - Good...

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Funny story: Whoops! Obama Wets Pants As He Bows To Generals

Whoops! Obama Wets Pants As He Bows To Generals

In its longest war in history, the U.S. has been in Afghanistan for 13 years. Now, no end is in sight. Reversing himself and Giving in to Pentagon Brass' demands that he violate his promise that the U.S. would have no combat role there next year,...

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Funny story: President Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange

President Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange

President Obama is on a roll with an all new sensational exchange arrangement. By now it's been well established that missing Teamsters kingpin Jimmy Hoffa was taken by the Taliban after vanishing from the parking lot of a restaurant in suburban Detr...

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Funny story: Hashish Hashish Second In Afghan Race

Hashish Hashish Second In Afghan Race

Kabul, Afghanistan -- With half the votes counted in the Afghan presidential race, Abdullah Abdullah widened his lead against his opponent Hashish Hashish. Abdul Abdul was now running a distant third. But the head of the election commission sa...

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Funny story: Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Nicky Minaj recruited for psychological warfare

Psychological warfare has been around for hundreds of years but it really took off in the second World War. During Vietnam, it was used to an even greater effect and cutting edge techniques were developed to assist the war fighting effort. Fast fo...

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Funny story: The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter

The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter

NEW YORK CITY - The government of Afghanistan has just stated that they will not comply with the decision of the United Nations World Governing Council. Tizzani Lalaran, a spokesperson for Afghanistan stated that his country had decided that in or...

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Funny story: President on Putin:

President on Putin:

Following is a transcript of U.S. President Barack Obama's press conference today on the Russian occupation of Crimea and other topics. Q: Mr. President, will the United States impose additional sanctions on Russia even if Europe doesn't follow suit? President: My press secretary Jay Carney told me to say, 'I don't answer hypotheticals.' Q: What do you say to critics who say your post-Ira...

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Funny story: A Brooklyn Cab Driver From Afghanistan Caught With 32 Social Security Cards With His Name

A Brooklyn Cab Driver From Afghanistan Caught With 32 Social Security Cards With His Name

BROOKLYN - Charzanbul Canbar, who works as a Brooklyn cab driver, first came to the United States from Afghanistan in May of 2007. In that time he managed to work 7 days a week, 12 hours a day, and he finally saved enough to buy his own taxi cab.

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Funny story: Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

LOS ANGELES - American Spotlight Magazine has just broke the story about members of an infamous Los Angeles gang fighting in Afghanistan against the Taliban. Fitzwater Ribicoff, with ASM said that he was told by a member of the El Lay Toros Bravos...

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Funny story: US Drone Already Planning World Domination

US Drone Already Planning World Domination

They patrol the skies and fight the war on terror, however a Washington source believed to be from inside the Pentagon has said that at least one US drone has already been showing signs of disobedience towards its masters. The drone in question,...

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Funny story: John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

John Boehner, Speaker of The House Planning To Resign

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The world of American politics has just received word that Speaker of the House John Boehner has confided to an unnamed source that he is fed up with all of the Obamacare fussing and fighting. He has reportedly decided to resign...

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