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Funny story: The Trump Gang Escaping To Afghanistan

The Trump Gang Escaping To Afghanistan

Since the United States moved out of Afghanistan, the Trump gang (family and advisors) will escape to Afghanistan. The Trump family plan to erect several Trump Tower apartment buildings, hotels, and golf courses. The Green Zone, now abandoned, will b…

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Funny story: Biden Cites “Row vs Wade” - Orders Blockade Of All Afghanistan Seaports

Biden Cites “Row vs Wade” - Orders Blockade Of All Afghanistan Seaports

BILLINGSGATE POST: To placate conservative members of Congress regarding his order to have all of our troops out of Afghanistan by July 1st, President Biden announced today, “That under the authority granted to him under the ‘Row vs Wade Amendment’…

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Funny story: Taliban Ready To Call It A Day

Taliban Ready To Call It A Day

After almost 27 years of bitter struggle against opposing forces in Afghanistan, leaders of the Taliban have said they are ready to call it a day, throw in the towel, and return to their former lives as shepherds, or whatever. The Taliban - someti…

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Funny story: Soldier Dressed As a Bush Gets Shot By Fellow Soldier

Soldier Dressed As a Bush Gets Shot By Fellow Soldier

(NOT EDITED) CAMEL KEBAB, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Afghanistan’s Mirage News has admitted that a member of the Afghan army has shot one of his own fellow soldiers. General Attula Hay Booboolay, stated somewhat embarrassingly, that he cannot d…

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Funny story: Special Forces From Switzerland Capture The World’s Most Notorious Terrorist Leader

Special Forces From Switzerland Capture The World’s Most Notorious Terrorist Leader

CAMEL SHIT, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – Al-Zit Mohammed, supreme leader of the Taliban, and the most notorious terrorist leader on earth, has been captured. Afghanistan’s Mirage News Agency has confirmed that the 52-year-old beer-bellied leader…

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Funny story: The Al-Qaeda Navy Has Just Named Marjorie Taylor Greene It’s Official Pin Up Girl For 2021

The Al-Qaeda Navy Has Just Named Marjorie Taylor Greene It’s Official Pin Up Girl For 2021

PORT CAMEL TOE, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The Mirage News Agency of Afghanistan has declared that, by a vote of 901 to 3, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has just been voted the official 2021 pin-up girl for the Al-Qaeda Navy. Al-Qaeda Ad…

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Funny story: Two Al-Qaeda Operatives Caught Living in Trump Tower

Two Al-Qaeda Operatives Caught Living in Trump Tower

NEW YORK CITY – (Spoof News) - The FBI has issued a statement that it has just apprehended two Al-Qaeda operatives, who were living on the 14th floor at Trump Tower. The two have been identified as Muhammad al-Bibbity and Abu Moo Bagfatti. Fed…

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Funny story: Inventor Of Battery Packs with Itty Bitty Screws Holding Them Shut Hiding In Afghanistan Cave

Inventor Of Battery Packs with Itty Bitty Screws Holding Them Shut Hiding In Afghanistan Cave

Cai Zeng, the inventor of those little double "A" and triple "A" battery packs, held shut with eyeglass-sized screws, fled his home in Szechuan, China, fearing for his life, due to worldwide frustration with his invention. His invention? The "scr...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Inivtes Harry Maguire To Assist With Taliban Talks At Camp David

Donald Trump Inivtes Harry Maguire To Assist With Taliban Talks At Camp David

In a Sunday morning twitter storm, President Donald J Trump announced that he has asked leaders of the Taliban, Afghan government and Harry Maguire of the United Kingdom to join him at Camp David. Nobody in the White House could immediately explai...

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Funny story: Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

A number of people claim they have seen Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House of Representatives, at one of the Washington D.C. gas stations. She was either talking to vehicle owners, asking them if they were heading towards Central Asia, or hold...

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Funny story: Pentagon Can't Account For Losing $6.5 Trillion It Is Huge Law Breaker

Pentagon Can't Account For Losing $6.5 Trillion It Is Huge Law Breaker

AP -- From spending $150 million on private villas for a handful of personnel in Afghanistan to blowing $2.7 billion on an air surveillance balloon that doesn't work, the latest revelations of waste at the Pentagon are stories in a long line of simil...

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Funny story: Convenience Store Owner Knocks Out Robber With Ice Cream

Convenience Store Owner Knocks Out Robber With Ice Cream

Aurora Colorado - Talk about an ice cream headache: convenience store owner Amadi Creeghin threw a pint of Haagen Dazs at an armed robber and knocked him out cold. Sixty year old Creeghin explained how he was able to knock the gunman out. "When I...

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Funny story: Bust of Cheney will feature him as Napolean with book in his left hand titled "War is not all that bad"

Bust of Cheney will feature him as Napolean with book in his left hand titled "War is not all that bad"

Richard Cheney, who left the office of vice-president in 2009 with a 13 percent approval rating, will be honored with a bust at the capitol this December. He has chosen to be rendered as Napolean in typical stance, with black hat, known as the bic...

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Funny story: Senator John McCain Advocates Afghanistan As 51st State

Senator John McCain Advocates Afghanistan As 51st State

Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Thursday he was "pleased" by the Presidents decision to keep 5,500 U.S. troops in Afghanistan after 2016, but pressed for "a surge of 17,000 more boots on the ground for that country...

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Funny story: An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead...)

An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead...)

An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead.....) ...but we aren't going to let that stop us.... The Spoof has gained the unique opportunity to interview the infamous terrorist Osama bin Laden, the instigator of the 911 attacks on the U.S. Reaching him at his present location in Purgatory, we were able to have the following conversation with him - Rfreed - Good...

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Funny story: Whoops! Obama Wets Pants As He Bows To Generals

Whoops! Obama Wets Pants As He Bows To Generals

In its longest war in history, the U.S. has been in Afghanistan for 13 years. Now, no end is in sight. Reversing himself and Giving in to Pentagon Brass' demands that he violate his promise that the U.S. would have no combat role there next year,...

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Funny story: President Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange

President Obama Arranges Astonishing Prisoner Exchange

President Obama is on a roll with an all new sensational exchange arrangement. By now it's been well established that missing Teamsters kingpin Jimmy Hoffa was taken by the Taliban after vanishing from the parking lot of a restaurant in suburban Detr...

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