AOC planning makeup trip to Taiwan

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Sunday, 7 August 2022

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When this woman visited Transylvania in the 16th Century war erupted

As reported by our Beijing China news correspondent , the Chinese are very angry with Pelosi because she came to Taiwan. This has resulted in a display of fireworks.

Our Washington DC news correspondent, Harry Leegs, reports that AOC is very worried about this. She feels that had she gone in place of Pelosi the Chinese would be celebrating not complaining.

“The Chinese are insulted that we sent an old hag when they could have sent a beautiful smart woman like me.”, AOC is reported to have stated.

Reportedly, AOC is getting her hair and nails done in preparation for the trip. And, she hopes the CCP invites her to the mainland and into the boudoir of the chairman.

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