A warning has been issued concerning this coming Halloween in the USA.
In certain states (Florida and Texas being the two most named), there are certain Halloween costumes that will not necessarily put candy into your child’s bag. In fact, they could get the child and the parent into deep trouble. Possibly even injured. (One never knows how crazy the right wing can fly.)
If your child dresses as any of the following, they may be at risk from MAGA:
-a book
-a book written by a gay person, a Latino person, an African-America person.
-if your boy dresses as a girl or your girl dresses as a boy
-Harry Potter (they still think this has something to do with witchcraft.)
-Hilary Clinton/Nancy Pelosi
-An “obvious” Democrat. (Whatever that means, could be anything, just don’t …)
-A hippie
The good news is that the following costumes may get your kids lots and lots of candy:
-Donald Trump
-any other Trump
-Vlad Putin
-President Xi of China
-An eagle holding an AR-15 draped in the American flag
-Any Republican president, with Ronald Reagan likely getting the most candy
-Adolf Hitler
-Kim Jong Un
-A Proud Boy
-Any kind of Nazi
-and of course the ever popular, KKK, with hood and white robe and, if possible, a burning cross.
Stay safe this Halloween, kids. And watch out for those scary MAGAs … they’ll indoctrinate you so fast it’ll make your vote spin.
