Coming soon (to help pay for his lawyer’s fees) is the new Steve Bannon Halloween mask!
Have you ever looked at Bannon and said, “Oh God, noooooooo! Hell hath been unleashed!”
Ha ha, well now you can scare all your friends and their kids by donning the most horrific mask since William Shatner gave his likeness to the mask that became Michael Myers from the movie “Halloween”.
But a movie special effects artist won’t have to transform the Bannon mask into something lifeless, soulless, and void of all compassion and reason and basic human goodness – the Bannon mask has it all ready to go!
Scare the shit out of half the country with the Bannon mask. But be warned …some say the mask is cursed. He or she who wears it could easily find themselves in court, then in prison, then out, then back in, always hoping for a pardon, but one never coming …
