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Fun Any Time Of The Year - Specialty Haunted Houses

In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd, are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor-made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience - Gun Nut Horror House - Specially made to scare the beejeebees out of gun nuts everywhere. Projectors flicker images of headlines across the walls of pending legislation to control guns in different regions of the US.

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Halloween Was A Flop

Funny story: Halloween Was A Flop

A Halloween event 'organised' by a Bangkok school was a spectacular flop, according to one of the people involved. The evening of 31 October is traditionally one of witches, pumpkins, skulls, skeletons, bats, black cats, spiders and ghosts, and th...

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Halloween Movie Is Scariest Yet, And Might Well Make You Shit Your Pants

Funny story: Halloween Movie Is Scariest Yet, And Might Well Make You Shit Your Pants

A new Halloween movie hits cinemas today, and, according to inside sources, it's the scariest scary movie ever to scare people! Starring several stars, 'Halloween, Or Something' is said to be SO scary, the film's producers are worried they might h...

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Portland Woman Finds Pumpkin Seeds a Beneficial Addition to Her Diet

Funny story: Portland Woman Finds Pumpkin Seeds a Beneficial Addition to Her Diet

Interested in improving her health, Loretta Vincent of Portland, Oregon, recently incorporated pumpkin seeds into her diet - and she couldn't be more pleased with the results. With a wide variety of nutrients ranging from magnesium and manganese t...

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Halloween Tech

Funny story: Halloween Tech

It's Halloween morning. You're curled up in bed reading a book on your new Kindle. It's light as a feather and holds tons of books. Ah, the new technology. Isn't it wonderful? You get up and head to the kitchen for a glass of orange juice. Eek! There is none. Thank goodness you invested in a "smart" refrigerator, programmed to automatically inventory and re-order some basic items. You g...

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Did You Hear the One about Two Nuns Who Tried to Rob a Bank?

Funny story: Did You Hear the One about Two Nuns Who Tried to Rob a Bank?

It's true, it's true. This is no joke. It happened in Pennsylvania recently. Two women in nun's garb held up bank tellers and demanded cash. The would-be robbers became scaredy cats and ran away empty handed when a teller set off an alarm. The...

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The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

Funny story: The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

A few possible explanations: He's not of this world. He's a ghost. He's hoping to get a part in a remake of the 1990 movie GHOST. His momma gave him a bath and she scrubbed too hard. He's In costume. Getting ready for Halloween a little earl...

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Halloween to Happyween: Smiles Not Scares This Year

Funny story: Halloween to Happyween: Smiles Not Scares This Year

"This year is scary enough," says Heather Jamison, suburban mom. "A bunch of us got together, and decided to find ways to give kids a break this Halloween rather than scare them any more than they already are." The idea seems to be catching on across the nation. As the presidential election continues to progressively devolve in more disturbing and grotesque ways on a daily basis, parents are...

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Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

Funny story: Santa celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition

NORTH POLE - For the tenth consecutive year, Santa Claus gave out coal and candy canes to trick-or-treaters. Hordes of children and their parents traveled to the North Pole to meet the jolly old man, who happily welcomed each visitor by name.

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Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Funny story: Giant Halloween 'gay vagina' dirigible freaks out Islamic State insurgents

Fertile Crescent, Syria - A 500ft Hindenberg-like inflatable drone shaped like the Queen of Halloween's punani has crossed into Islamic State airspace close to rebel-held territory of Mount Skrotomb. Insurgents immediately stopped bobbing for app...

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Police Searching for Mansion In Mounds of Toilet Paper

Funny story: Police Searching for Mansion In Mounds of Toilet Paper

Wealthy Neighborhood, NY Police today were still searching for a mansion under a mountain of toilet paper. Police had no sure explanation for how the mound of toilet paper got there, but they had received a 911 call stating that there were rich peopl...

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Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

Funny story: Republicans Announce This Halloween Will Be Scariest Ever

FauX NEWS It was discovered by the Republican Party that Obama has planned the scariest Halloween by, starting with Devil's Night, will recite a litany of reforms and positive legislation that the Republicans have managed to block, stonewall, or outr...

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North Korean Leader Tells Dennis Rodman Shocking Secret

Funny story: North Korean Leader Tells Dennis Rodman Shocking Secret

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, who has been out of the public eye since early September, made a secret confession to his BFF, Dennis Rodman. "I have become deathly afraid of Halloween and everything that goes with it, like...

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Halloween Promotion leads to City Quarantine

Funny story: Halloween Promotion leads to City Quarantine

Police have today slammed a Melbourne events company for having "a reckless lack of social awareness" after a publicity stunt for an upcoming Halloween event caused chaos in an inner-city apartment building and the closure of an entire city block.
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Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Funny story: Auto Chiefs Laugh At Death, Party On

Global Motors Executives who either ignored or engaged in a cover up of defective cars with airbag, break, steering and ignition problems, which caused deaths and injuries to many, have been on a retreat in Indianapolis, Indiana. It is an enclav...

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Sean Hannidy Feuds With Jon Stuart

Funny story: Sean Hannidy Feuds With Jon Stuart

Sean Hannidy, Fox News' TV host, continued his feud with Comedy Central's Jon Stuart over who is the best comedian. Hannidy said his support of renegade, anarchist rancher Cliven Bundy "couldn't be funnier." "It's hilarious that he and his gu...

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Amason to sell DIY demon removal kits due to shortage of Vatican exorcists

Funny story: Amason to sell DIY demon removal kits due to shortage of Vatican exorcists

Chain store, Amason is to sell demon removal hampers online due to public demand. The hampers will contain holy water, crucifixes and various secret herbs. They will also contain a pirate copy of The Exorcist starring Cherie Blair as the possessed wo...

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Miley Recalls Getting Slapped

Funny story: Miley Recalls Getting Slapped

When Miley Cyrus was about nine she was so busy she had forgotten all about Halloween and found that she had no costume. So her Mom, Tish, got out her own clothes and told her to go as her Mom. She said her mom had waited up late. "Daddy was alway...

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