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Funny story: Canada's Trudeau emerges from months of self-isolation, wonders if this the year to wear blackface Halloween costume again

Canada's Trudeau emerges from months of self-isolation, wonders if this the year to wear blackface Halloween costume again

After months of self-isolation watching Happy Days reruns and Harry Potter movies on Netflix with his kids, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau reportedly spent most of Wednesday morning asking friends and staffers whether this Halloween was the o…

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Funny story: Halloween: Trick Or Treat To Be Replaced By Track Or Trace

Halloween: Trick Or Treat To Be Replaced By Track Or Trace

Halloween, or All Hallows' Eve, is just around the corner again, but with the deadly Coronavirus still doing its dastardly work, changes to the normal Halloween format have had to be made. Perhaps the most impirtant change is an adaptation of the…

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Funny story: The President Trump Halloween Mask is The Nation’s #1 Seller

The President Trump Halloween Mask is The Nation’s #1 Seller

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette has just noted that the number one-selling Halloween mask for this Halloween season is the President Donald Trump mask. One of the nation’s leading Halloween mask producers, Masks & A…

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Funny story: Boy is looking forward to Halloween

Boy is looking forward to Halloween

A boy in Harlesden has told his friends that he is really looking forward to Halloween this year. Billy Shrapnel, 12, said he always enjoys this time of the year, because there are two exciting events within a week of each other - Halloween and Gu…

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) The President, after meeting with top advisers, has issued a statement stating that he has decided to cancel this year’s Halloween. Top advisers, Ivanka Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Eric Trump, all agree that having…

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Funny story: Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe

Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe

There's disappointment amongst children of all ages right across the country this evening, as the news filtered through that Halloween had been cancelled, after it was discovered that pumpkins are imported into the UK from Europe. The UK Food Agen...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire In Halloween Trick-Or-Treat Incident

Harry Maguire In Halloween Trick-Or-Treat Incident

The Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, and his girlfriend, Fern Hawkins, have been spoken to by police after an unsavoury incident at their home last night, involving Halloween revellers. A group of young children, 200-...

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Funny story: Don't Feel Up To Carving And Cleaning Your Pumpkins This Halloween? Let Vegan Zombies Do It For You!

Don't Feel Up To Carving And Cleaning Your Pumpkins This Halloween? Let Vegan Zombies Do It For You!

Save yourself the mess and the stress of making your families jack-o-lanterns this Halloween; let Vegan Zombies do it for you! Our non-brain eating team of eager un-deads are more than happy to turn their ravenous talents to scooping out the inna...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Issues Brexit Halloween Trick-Or-Treat Ultimatum

Boris Johnson Issues Brexit Halloween Trick-Or-Treat Ultimatum

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had, according to sources, resigned himself to having his Brexit bill's 3-day timetable rejected by MPs, and not being able to leave the EU with his 'deal', but has now dragged the whole sorry process as low as it...

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Funny story: UFO Sited Over White House and Washington, D.C. Suburbs

UFO Sited Over White House and Washington, D.C. Suburbs

Washington, D.C. - At least a thousand people say they observed an unidentified flying object (UFO) circling the White House last evening. Some observers say it looked like a cigar shaped object moving at lightning speed. Another observer said it mus...

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Funny story: Fun Any Time Of The Year - Specialty Haunted Houses

Fun Any Time Of The Year - Specialty Haunted Houses

In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd, are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor-made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience - Gun Nut Horror House - Specially made to scare the beejeebees out of gun nuts everywhere. Projectors flicker images of headlines across the walls of pending legislation to control guns in different regions of the US.

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Funny story: Halloween Was A Flop

Halloween Was A Flop

A Halloween event 'organised' by a Bangkok school was a spectacular flop, according to one of the people involved. The evening of 31 October is traditionally one of witches, pumpkins, skulls, skeletons, bats, black cats, spiders and ghosts, and th...

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Funny story: Halloween Movie Is Scariest Yet, And Might Well Make You Shit Your Pants

Halloween Movie Is Scariest Yet, And Might Well Make You Shit Your Pants

A new Halloween movie hits cinemas today, and, according to inside sources, it's the scariest scary movie ever to scare people! Starring several stars, 'Halloween, Or Something' is said to be SO scary, the film's producers are worried they might h...

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Funny story: Portland Woman Finds Pumpkin Seeds a Beneficial Addition to Her Diet

Portland Woman Finds Pumpkin Seeds a Beneficial Addition to Her Diet

Interested in improving her health, Loretta Vincent of Portland, Oregon, recently incorporated pumpkin seeds into her diet - and she couldn't be more pleased with the results. With a wide variety of nutrients ranging from magnesium and manganese t...

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Funny story: Halloween Tech

Halloween Tech

It's Halloween morning. You're curled up in bed reading a book on your new Kindle. It's light as a feather and holds tons of books. Ah, the new technology. Isn't it wonderful? You get up and head to the kitchen for a glass of orange juice. Eek! There is none. Thank goodness you invested in a "smart" refrigerator, programmed to automatically inventory and re-order some basic items. You g...

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Funny story: Did You Hear the One about Two Nuns Who Tried to Rob a Bank?

Did You Hear the One about Two Nuns Who Tried to Rob a Bank?

It's true, it's true. This is no joke. It happened in Pennsylvania recently. Two women in nun's garb held up bank tellers and demanded cash. The would-be robbers became scaredy cats and ran away empty handed when a teller set off an alarm. The...

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Funny story: The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?

A few possible explanations: He's not of this world. He's a ghost. He's hoping to get a part in a remake of the 1990 movie GHOST. His momma gave him a bath and she scrubbed too hard. He's In costume. Getting ready for Halloween a little earl...

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