After an historical event has passed, those left alive may turn it into a celebration. The British have their Guy Fox Day, which celebrates an old King of Britain who finally outwitted a fox (His Queen, however, was eaten by the hounds.) January 6…
The long-legged senorita from Puerto Rico, aka Kimberly Guilfoyle, accidentally let it slip that she has accepted the fact that Don The Con actually lost the presidential election to President Joe Biden. Guilfoyle who used to work as a warehouse p…
Tucker Carlson has been ultra Sympathetic to the Capitol Protestors (some call them Rioters) - but why? Also - Tucker recently did a very sympathetic Oprah-type interview with the 'QAnon Shaman's mother. (The guy dressed up in Bullhorns and…
The many Jan 6th Protestors - put in jail by Reagan and Bush Judges - really appreciate Tucker Carlson defending them as Capitol 'Sightseers'. Trump has done nothing for them - but basically Dumped them - has not ever given a penny of Financial…
The nose growth happened recently after his episodes showing Jan. 6th security videos of the followers of trump (in riot gear) - going into the capitol as peaceful tourists. He might have Pinocchioitis, a temporary physical condition that stops w…
House republicans in congress gave fox's tucker Carlson all the security videos of the trashing of congress on January 6th. (But didn't give any videos to CNN, the new York times - or anybody else.) Tucker is now doing several Foxy episodes t…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News reports that Donald Trump has just become the most pathologically delusional person in history. The Trumptard, as 99.3% of Democrats refer to him, still believes in his little bitty pea brain t…
Be it resolved that I, the QAnon Shaman who stormed the United States Capitol, while carrying a spear and wearing horns, hereby decree the rules of the House of Representatives from my prison cell: 1. Shouting into a bullhorn will henceforth repla…
Washington - Capitol Police confirmed today that U.S. Representative and intellectually/mentally challenged Georgia politician Marjorie Taylor Greene did in fact join the rioters at the Capitol on January 6th. The congresswoman ordered the Oath Keep…
Media sources reported a recent speech by Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene to the Young Republican Club in N. Y. City. The Horse - Faced blonde with the nice body - (and the craziest member of Congress) - gave a rousing Violence - filled spee…
Phoenix - Arizona Gubernatorial candidate, former news commentator and Trump Cult hero Kari Lake promised that she would accept the results of the November 8th election, with the only stipulation that all Democrats, Socialists, Communists and other “…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Watchdog News Agency reporter Dylan Fresco, has just reported that Donald "Pinocchio" Trump has been told that he is being subpoenaed to attend a hearing so that he (the "Evil Liar") can present his story of the sto…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The white wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is black, testified before The Senate Condemnatory Hearing On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6. As many reputable national publications have stated…
It had to happen! It reaches a point when lies, distortions, accusations, jealousy, and envy no longer work. Caught with his pants down, Trump and his gang are stuck. What to do? Attorney General Merrick Garland is very slowly turning the wheels o…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Most US psychiatrists agree that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is as delusional as they come. The sexual pervert, who has oatmeal for brains, is STILL insisting that he won the 2020 presidential election; and…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to The Drive Thru News Agency, thousands of the members of the Proud Boys, who terroristically assaulted the nation's Capitol on Jan. 6, on the Trumpturd's command, are actually members of the far right, extr…
Defeated former President Donald Trump has been officially registered as a foreign agent as per Foreign Agent Registration Act (FARA) filings. Trump who is already under multiple investigations including the Georgia election probe, and the January…
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