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Funny story: President Trump Bans Chinese Fortune Cookies in The White House

President Trump Bans Chinese Fortune Cookies in The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A reliable White House source has said that the President is very upset with Chinese leader Xi Jinping. It seems that POTUS has placed the total blame for the Coronavirus on a supermarket Chinese checker, and the Chinese leader...

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Funny story: President Trump Presented With Panda From Xi Jinping

President Trump Presented With Panda From Xi Jinping

In a show of genuine heartfelt friendship, and to show that his relationship with the US really matters, the Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, has sent a gift of a giant panda to President Trump. The panda arrived in a crate unloaded from a Chinese junk...

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Plane Travels To China and Returns with N95 Medical Masks, Fortune Cookies, and Frozen Crab Rangoon Dinners

The New England Patriots Plane Travels To China and Returns with N95 Medical Masks, Fortune Cookies, and Frozen Crab Rangoon Dinners

BOSTON – New England Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, is being hailed as a hero in his home state of Massachusetts, the birth state of Paul Revere, Edgar Allan Poe, and Tarzan. The Boston Addresser-Chronicle reports that Kraft talked to Chinese leade...

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Funny story: The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

HONG KONG - The people of China are extremely upset with President Trump, who purposely, arrogantly, and sarcastically, has insisted on calling the Coronavirus the Chinese Virus. The leader of China, Xi Jinping, politely asked Trump to refrain fro...

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Funny story: Bomb Bomb China: Trump To Use Neutron Bomb To Get Rid Of Coronavirus

Bomb Bomb China: Trump To Use Neutron Bomb To Get Rid Of Coronavirus

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a call to Chinese President, Xi Jinping, President Trump said they discussed carpet bombing China with neutron bombs to knock out the Coronavirus, which originated in China, killing untold thousands while pummeling world financ...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting

Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting

Seoul, South Korea South Korean hackers have listened to conversations with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un, China's Xi Jinping, and Russia's Vladimir Putin. The phone calls actually came through on the cheap transistor radios the South Koreans use. "K...

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Funny story: Xi Jinping and Kim jong-un pledge to make America Grate Again.

Xi Jinping and Kim jong-un pledge to make America Grate Again.

At a tripartite summit in Honolulu, American President Donald Trump played host to Chinese President Xi Jinping and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un. Welcoming both leaders to the two-day summit, Mr Trump said it was an honour to have the summ...

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Funny story: Trump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment

Trump’s brain removed in routine maintenance for lube and oil change plus size assessment

Mr. Trump is currently at rest in a dark room at The White House with a bandana across his eyes. A crack team of scientists from MIT has quickly removed his brain and will replace it (some say) with application of krazy glue. The President fore...

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Funny story: Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank

Brussels Holy Alliance Slams Controversial New Development Bank

Many prime ministers and presidents from prominent nations have denounced China's new Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank. However, as this article will show you, the accusations certain national leaders have been making are very revealing. However, I leave to your discretion whether the comments are primarily revealing in relation to China and the Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank…...

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Funny story: First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

A leak in the security of the new Star Trek series has provided a peek at the highly anticipated show. As you can see the players will be wearing an all new design of Star Fleet uniforms (writer's note- to see this image you will have to Google 'P...

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Funny story: Barrie and Vlad get down over flaming duck in Beijing restaurant

Barrie and Vlad get down over flaming duck in Beijing restaurant

Spokespersons for both Mr. Obama and Mr. Putin have "cleared the air" that there is no new odor of disagreement between the two nations. Last night both joined China's President Xi Jinping at The Flaming Canard Orientale Restaurant in Beijing, on...

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