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Funny story: River run, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay

River run, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay

The rivers of Europe are drying up. No more river cruises. Ships still need water to ship, so without water the ship can’t ship, so no more shipping. Got a kayak, a canoe, a speedboat, a Jet-ski, a pair of flippers and a mask and snorkel? Throw them…

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Funny story: Climate Change is a Problem for Whacking

Climate Change is a Problem for Whacking

In the good old days, when the mafia owned Las Vegas, a wiseguy could whack an enemy, dump his body in a barrel and throw him into Lake Mead. It would take a long time and a lot of decomposition, before the body was found. If ever. Now that water…

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Funny story: France's Worst Drought in 200 years Triggers Food Shortages - Must Eat American Cheese

France's Worst Drought in 200 years Triggers Food Shortages - Must Eat American Cheese

France is, having its worst drought ever, possibly due to Global Warming. 'Le Warming Americain', as they call it. (But not caused at all by them of course). It is causing power shortages and food shortages, and a heat wave every day. Be…

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Funny story: The California Drought Has Gotten So Bad That Gov. Gavin Newsom Has Implemented a "Turn In Your Water Violating Neighbor Program" And Receive $500

The California Drought Has Gotten So Bad That Gov. Gavin Newsom Has Implemented a "Turn In Your Water Violating Neighbor Program" And Receive $500

SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - California is experiencing the worst drought in 614 years. The California State Dept. of the Environment is quick to point out that contrary to what that Has Been (Donald Trump) keeps saying, it is not the…

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Funny story: Due To California's Horribly Horrendous Drought, Residents Are Now Only Allowed To Water Once a Week On Sunday Morning Between 2:30 AM and 2:45 AM

Due To California's Horribly Horrendous Drought, Residents Are Now Only Allowed To Water Once a Week On Sunday Morning Between 2:30 AM and 2:45 AM

SACRAMENTO, California - (Satire News) - Gov. Gavin Newsom, has informed the residents of the Golden State, that effective immediately, they will only be allowed to water their lawns ONCE a week; on Sunday morning between the hours of 2:30 AM and 2:…

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Funny story: Drought-Stricken, Fire-Laden California is Buying Water From Chicago

Drought-Stricken, Fire-Laden California is Buying Water From Chicago

SACRAMENTO, California – (Satire News) – The state of California, suffering from a horrendous drought has just informed the news media that they have worked out a deal to purchase water from Chicago. The Windy City gets its water from Lake Michiga…

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Funny story: China Wants To Buy NASA

China Wants To Buy NASA

HONG KONG – (World News) – China’s Abacus News Agency has made it known that the leader of China, Xi Jinping, wants to purchase the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. The Chinese leader stated that he has been wanting to buy the covete…

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Funny story: California EPA Endorses Beer Pee

California EPA Endorses Beer Pee

Due to the ongoing water crisis in California, CalEPA has taken an unusual step in promoting the recycling of beer pee. They claim that the liquid may be classified as potable if certain conditions are met. They note that by the time three or more...

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Funny story: Recycled Waste Water Solves Drought Problem

Recycled Waste Water Solves Drought Problem

California Governor Jerry Brown ended the state of emergency conditions caused by the long drought that has ravaged the Golden State for years. Mr. Brown took credit for assembling a team of top tier scientists from Stanford and Berkeley who develope...

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Funny story: Super El Nino On The Way

Super El Nino On The Way

The world got a taste of this back in the late 1990s but this time it could be a lot worse with a severe drought in some areas and flooding in others. Add this to the worldwide sudden increase of earthquakes and it could take people's minds off el...

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Funny story: Drought-Ravaged California To Hire An Apache Rainmaker

Drought-Ravaged California To Hire An Apache Rainmaker

SACRAMENTO - The state of California is going through one of the worst droughts in history. Meteorologists are predicting that it looks like years of dryness are in store for the Left Coast state. Lexington Waterbuck, a writer for American Spot...

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Funny story: U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA - Officers at Fort Irwin, home of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, "Blackhorse Regiment", are busy resurrecting the U.S. Camel Corps. The U.S. Camel Corps, which operated in the desert Southwest in the 1800's, was an army exp...

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Funny story: Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - Getting the jump on the increasingly hot temperatures that are bound to happen this summer, Governor Brown announced today he has won a federal grant to pay for the installation of fifty 300 foot electric fans across his drou...

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Funny story: Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

CORVALLIS, OREGON - Scientists from Oregon State University has released information concerning a top-secret project funded by the U.S. Government. According to Dr. Hendick Harvikson, head of the 5-year project known as "B.W.E.E.D." (Beaver Wate...

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Funny story: Can God, Rain Dancers Stop Dust Bowl In California?

Can God, Rain Dancers Stop Dust Bowl In California?

TULARE, calif. -- California is facing its worst draught in history. It is forcing farmers there to leave idle thousands of acres of fields in the state that supplies almost half of the nation's fruits and vegetables. It has also left 17 rural towns...

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Funny story: Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

MODESTO, CALIFORNIA - CHP motorcycle officer, Doug Pascal, was on patrol on the side of Hwy. 99 Thursday, in the early morning hours, when his radar gun picked up a speeding object going 20,000 mph. Thinking about the value of the speeding ticket...

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Funny story: Crater Lake Emptied Out

Crater Lake Emptied Out

CRATER LAKE, OREGON - The U.S. National Park Service announced today that Crater Lake is officially empty of all water. Once known as the deepest lake in the U.S. and the 7th deepest lake in the world, Crater Lake is now the deepest empty lake in...

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