MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Health Minister, Roberto “Bobby” Uber, has informed President Trump that Mexico will be closing the US-Mexico border very soon.
He said that, according to the latest health statistics, which were provided by the Health Statistics Institute, the United States has 4,661 confirmed COVID-19 cases, whereas Mexico only has 53.
Uber stated that the Mexican Congress had voted 99-1 to close all points of entry between Mexico and the United States.
He added that any Americans caught trying to scale the border wall, or dig underneath the border wall to enter Mexico,will be apprehended and placed in cages.
Trump informed Senor Uber that it is inhumane, cruel, and downright evil to put people in cages. POTUS paused for a few seconds, and thought about what he had said, and proceeded to turn as orange as a Florida tangerine.
SIDENOTE: Mexico has said that this will not affect their daily exporting to the USA of 70,000 avocados, 3,000 piñatas, 20,000 cases of Corona Beer, 400 pairs of maracas, and 13 tons of cocaine.