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Funny story: The C-19 Scare Is Causing People in North Dakota to Stock Up on Marshmallows

The C-19 Scare Is Causing People in North Dakota to Stock Up on Marshmallows

PETTIBONE, North Dakota – In the winter time, the temperatures in Pettibone can get down to 37 degrees below zero. And, when that happens, many North Dakotans have seen woodpeckers whose peckers simply fall off. Luckily, they do start to grow...

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Funny story: The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

The Leader of China Vows to Start Referring to C-19 as Trump’s Donvid-45

HONG KONG - The people of China are extremely upset with President Trump, who purposely, arrogantly, and sarcastically, has insisted on calling the Coronavirus the Chinese Virus. The leader of China, Xi Jinping, politely asked Trump to refrain fro...

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Funny story: Trump and Dr. Fauci Get Into a Hellacious Shouting Match After The C-19 Press Conference

Trump and Dr. Fauci Get Into a Hellacious Shouting Match After The C-19 Press Conference

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Dr. Anthony Fauci is the highly-respected director of the National Institute of Allery and Infectious Diseases. Donald Johnny Trump is the electoral college president, and pretty much self-proclaimed King of the United States.

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Funny story: China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'

China Warns Trump to Stop Calling C-19 'The Chinese Flu' and 'The Kung Flu'

HONG KONG – The government of China has just sent a text message to US president, Donald Trump, telling him that he had better stop calling the Coronavirus 'the Chinese Flu' and 'the Kung Flu'. Xi Jinping, the general secretary of the Chinese gove...

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Makes A Major Announcement Regarding The C-19

Dairy Queen Makes A Major Announcement Regarding The C-19

MINNEAPOLIS – According to The Minneapolis Daily Embellisher, the DQ headquarters has just implemented a new corporate policy. DQ Senior Executive Vice-Chairman Angus P. Butterhouse has informed the public that, effective immediately, all of the...

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Funny story: The Sex Toy Industry is Booming Due to The COVID-19

The Sex Toy Industry is Booming Due to The COVID-19

SAN FRANCISCO – The iNews Agency is reporting that the sex toy industry is experiencing the greatest boom in the history of sex toys, because of the C-19 social distancing 6-foot rule. Upper Northern Hemisphere Sex Toy Company CEO, Ira Goldenberge...

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Funny story: Trump’s COVID-19 Test Came Back Positive For Stupidity

Trump’s COVID-19 Test Came Back Positive For Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. – An unnamed White House source who saw the test results, said that President Trump’s C-19 test came back positive for stupidity. The source said that, on a range of 1 to 90, with 90 being as stupid as a porcupine chasing its own...

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Funny story: Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19

Mexico To Close The US-Mexico Border Because of EL C-19

MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s Health Minister, Roberto “Bobby” Uber, has informed President Trump that Mexico will be closing the US-Mexico border very soon. He said that, according to the latest health statistics, which were provided by the Health Stat...

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Funny story: The Newly Developed Coronavirus Whistling Test Works Like A Charm

The Newly Developed Coronavirus Whistling Test Works Like A Charm

OSLO, Norway - A company that deals in disease testing has come up with a test that has proven to be 89.7% effective in testing for the C-19 virus strain. Dr. Bjorn Thor Steinfest, who has been with the company for 47 years, said that the testing...

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