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Funny story: Go Fund Me Border Wall Donors Go F-ck Yourself

Go Fund Me Border Wall Donors Go F-ck Yourself

Nationalist President Trump supporters have raised over $20 million in a few short months, but they'd have more luck digging a grave for their stupid wall project! "We Build the Wall" nonprofit group is claiming to be very near to the commencemen...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall

President Trump Has Forgotten About Mexican Border Wall

President Donald Trump, lately inundated with distractions, and literally besieged with problems, has, according to those closest to him, forgotten about the silly, old Mexican border wall. What with all the furore about the Mueller Report, redact...

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Funny story: Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

Thousands of Middle Class Americans Storm Mexican Border Seeking Better Life.

A major melee occurred today on the American/Mexican border as thousands of middle class Americans stormed the fences and barricades separating them from Central American soil. Overwhelmed and surprised, Mexican border guards at first tried to halt t...

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Funny story: Trump Cancels Wall; Emergency Funds will build Fortified Train

Trump Cancels Wall; Emergency Funds will build Fortified Train

Hanoi, Vietnam, President Donald Trump was so impressed by the luxurious, fortified train that brought North Korea's Kim Jong-un to the Hanoi Summit, that he has canceled the U. S.-Mexico border wall, opting instead for construction of his own stream...

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Funny story: Mexican Border Wall Idea Has Been Scrapped In Favor Of Force Field

Mexican Border Wall Idea Has Been Scrapped In Favor Of Force Field

The Mexican border is in the news a lot these days, and this looks set to continue for a while, after it was revealed by White House officials earlier today, that the idea of a 'physical' barrier has been scrapped, in favor of a 'non-physical', unobt...

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Funny story: New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

New Mexican Bribery Treaty To Weed Out Crappy El Cheapo Dope

Mexico/Texas Border, USA - A new US pact with the El Trumpino Bambino cartel has been proposed by the White House, to upgrade the quality of contraband Mexican narcotics. Under the proposed treaty - the Donald Trump Mexican Wall Act 2019 - US Fe...

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Funny story: President Trump Starts Erecting Wall

President Trump Starts Erecting Wall

US President Donald Trump has, this morning, taken the first step towards realizing his dream of building a wall between the US and Mexico, by symbolically shovelling the first spadeful of dirt, in preparation for the first fencepost to be sunk.

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

Nancy Pelosi - "90% of Drugs Come Through Customs Checkpoints"

SAN FRANCISCO - As politicians in Washington DC struggle with whether or not walls can do anything, one point of debate concerns the flow of drugs on the southern border. In a shocking revelation from a member of Congress, only 10% of Illegal Drug Sh...

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Funny story: Africanized Killer Bees Feeling Overshadowed by Migrant Caravan

Africanized Killer Bees Feeling Overshadowed by Migrant Caravan

Remember us, assholes? Back before the Migrant Caravan, and the “rapists” and “murderers” swarming your borders (“swarming,” ha!), you numb nuts were afraid of us: Africanized Killer Bees. Remember us, now? Your worst, goddamned nightmare: bees f...

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Funny story: Democrats Ready To Talk About Wall Construction Dates

Democrats Ready To Talk About Wall Construction Dates

After months of ridiculing the idea of President Donald Trump's Mexican border wall, and refusing him the funds to pay for it, the Democrats have, today, softened their attitude somewhat, and now seem ready to talk about possible dates for its constr...

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Funny story: Trump Admits He Got Wall Idea From 'Game Of Thrones'

Trump Admits He Got Wall Idea From 'Game Of Thrones'

President Donald Trump has confided to his Twitter followers that he first had the idea for his Mexican border wall after seeing an episode of the HBO series, 'Game of Thrones', which featured the Wall. Trump is adept at bending the truth, but, it...

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Funny story: Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

President Donald Trump moved quickly today, to reassure residents living close to the US border with Mexico that, as soon as he gets the go-ahead from the Democratic Party, his barrier will be built, along with the bonus of some exciting firepower fo...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...

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Funny story: Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

Pelosi Spotted at Gas Station While Attempting to Hitchhike to Afghanistan

A number of people claim they have seen Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House of Representatives, at one of the Washington D.C. gas stations. She was either talking to vehicle owners, asking them if they were heading towards Central Asia, or hold...

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Funny story: Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

President Donald Trump's border wall is to be the topic of a high-level meeting at the White House this evening, after it was reported that US Homeland Security officers have found several tunnels near the Mexican border. Two of the tunnels, near...

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Funny story: President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

President Trump In Attempt To Shutdown UK Government

US President Donald Trump has rebounded from the Democrats refusal to provide funding for the building of his Mexican border fence, by insisting that the UK government help to pay for it, hinting that, failure to do so might result in a shutdown at W...

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Funny story: President Trump Meeting With Nancy Pelosi Ends Amicably Enough

President Trump Meeting With Nancy Pelosi Ends Amicably Enough

President Donald Trump stormed out of a meeting with senior Democrats yesterday, after disagreements arose on a variety of topics. The meeting, in the Situation Room, a conference centre in the West Wing basement, was, primarily, to talk about fun...

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