It seems the only way to get the 'infamous deal' through the UK parliament is to 'shag it through!'
So, May is being dumped by the Tories and replaced by 85 year-old, Ukrainian nymphomaniac, infamous hag after her renowned, breathless performances in the outrageous Erskine Quint trilogy!
In a final desperate, cross-party intervention, including megalomaniac, Corbyn, the Liberals, SNP, DUP (horny bastards) and remain Conservatives, Volga Olga, has been elected to replace a very parched May!
Volga Olga, will be holding private meetings with ERG members in the House of Commons, behind closed doors, and her mandate is to 'shag their brains out' in orgies all through the day and night until the 29th of March (And I quote: "We will be leaving definitely on the 29th of March" promised a 1000 times by ex-Brit PM, May!!).
Jeremy Corbyn has informed EU leaders that the UK have a brand new leader! They have also requested a visit from Volga Olga to Brussels after she has shagged the brains out of ERG members and the 'deal' has been passed because they all need a bit of 'free time gang-banging' after all the knee jerking offered by the previous PM!