Vatican 14.09.0000 AD/BC: The Pope has voyaged back in time to ask Jesus if he is behind the reappearance of an astral body that is floating through the stratosphere ready to divulge the real TRUTH behind 'The Creator' and 'The Other One down below!'
The Messiah refused to have anything to do with a 'Lazarus' appearance of the one and only, Erskine Quint (who?), so the Pope is now convinced it...
Insatiable, 85-year-old, super-nymphomaniac, Russian hag, Volga Olga, has had her (wet) dream come true and will play the leading role in a Hollywood blockbuster directed by none other than Quentin Tarantino!
Volga Olga came to fame in the fabulou...
We had yet another attempt by Trump & Co to crash our pristine Nutters Beach Club after he turned his back on the other G7 buttheads ruling and ruining our planet. He landed with his private helicopter on our beach, on his way to kiss Kim's rear end. His bodyguards attempted to crash the door, but our black and white eunuchs, Ying and Yang, stood their ground, after all, if you can thwart BOJO...
Ancient Russian hag, 85 year-old nymphomaniac, dancing star of Jaggedone's, "Nutters Beach Club" of Facebook fame, and last not least, superstar in the Erskine Quint trilogy, Volga Olga, has at last been globally acknowledged for her considerable att...
World famous ancient Russian hag and nymphomaniac, Volga Olga, has revealed the secret behind (many times) her astonishing career as the oldest "bang" (bigger than the meteor) in the business.
The world's press gathered in her wooden hut, lost at...
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