Written by joseph k winter

Friday, 23 November 2018

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Mr. Trump: "What can I say? I was born to be marvelous"

As the race to the 2020 election begins, Mr. Trump finds himself high in the saddle of world politics, and his own opinion of himself.

Yesterday at Thanksgiving in America, Mr. Trump indicated his gratitude to himself for his personal glory.

“Let’s face it, folks, finally you have a magnificent leader—that is myself. Absolutely the best, the number one, I’m sure you agree, as we consider the roll call of past presidents.”

A testimony to Mr. Trump’s assessment here is the magnificent concertina wire now being strung at the Mexican border to keep out the struggling masses from Central America.

Another is aiding the Saudis in bombing and starving Yemen who have made the mistake of being allied with Iran.

Yet another, is ripping up a perfectly good agreement with Iran from the previous administration that was efficient, honored, and workable economically.

Mr. Trump:

“This country is so much stronger now than when I took office, and you wouldn’t believe it . . .”

A guest at Mar-a-Lago where Mr. Trump was celebrating himself, mentioned Mr. Trump moved on from here to discuss other matters.

In the 2016 campaign he bragged he could shoot somebody and get away with it, because he is so popular and renowned.

Also his ability to grab the female parts and get away with it due to his fame, has females in a swoon of gratefulness.

Mar-a-Lago perpetually sees a long queue of women lined up at the front gate--pelvis thrust forward hoping Mr. Trump will emerge and do a grab.

Also, Mr. Trump has clarified what happened in the Khashoggi matter involving the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.

The essential root and bone matter explaining this unfortunate man’s case is “because the world is a vicious place.”

The vicious world entirely influenced the Prince as he fell into a daze from all the evil and nastiness around him.

He picked up his bone saw and sent a team of 15 men to Turkey without realizing what he was doing.

This vicious world is the same one Mr. Trump is consistently improving, according to his honored self-appraisal.

A secretary at Mar-a-Lago indicated no sooner had the Prince heard Mr. Trump’s reasoning on this matter he sent an instant reply:

“Thank you for understanding what is really responsible when I gave the order to eliminate Khashoggi."

"I was so hurt and saddened by doing this—believe me.”

“You are the only one who understands.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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