Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 24 November 2018

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This unusual throng has gathered near Chihuahua

US security reports from sources based inside Mexico have, Friday evening, confirmed that a second migrant caravan has formed inside the country, and is making its way north towards the border.

Details are, thus far, sketchy, but first impressions seem to suggest that there could be as many as 50,000 people in this second group, which appears to be heading towards Brownsville.

One thing that is known, however, is that the group contains murderers, rapists, terrorists, religious extremists, robbers, pillagers, sexual deviants, carriers of all known currently-incurable diseases, and many others unsuitable for settlement in the US.

One aspect that US President Donald Trump will have concerns about, is that another caravan approaching another point on the border, inevitably 'divides' his own forces stationed along it, and makes their position weaker. Any more such caravans along the 2,000-mile length of the border would place the military in a predicament, and severely undermine the safety of US citizens throughout the US, should it find itself under threat from any other quarter.

An unconfirmed report, this morning, Saturday, claims that yet another large contingent of people has gathered in Chihuahua.

The US military is on standby.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Donald Trump, Mexico




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