Latest reports coming from inside Mexico indicate that there are now seven 'migrant caravans' making their way towards the US border.
Exact numbers are not available, but at least two of the groups are estimated at 60,000-strong. All look like they need a good bath.
The seven 'armies' seem to have been aligned at intervals of around 300 miles, presumably to reach the border at seven different border points simultaneously, thereby weakening US military efficiency, and maximizing their own chances of breaking through the defences, and then heading northwards.
All groups are known to include vicious mass murderers, all of whom would do harm to US citizens, probably tearing their eyes from their sockets.
The caravans seem well-organized, and are accompanied by siege engines, and fully-stocked supply trains which include stalls selling tasty Mexican dishes at affordable prices, beer, pizza, burgers, and ice-creams.