Russian President Putin has won another landslide election, bringing him another six years of power to add to the fourteen he has already enjoyed. However, some were sceptical about how the balding murdering former spy was able to manage such a feat.
One concerned Russian citizen said, "Even Stalin didn't last this long. I suspect foreign influence from flat-headed Americans."
Another Russian propaganda outlet also claimed of American interference in the election, bizarrely saying that because Putin kept winning so much it made him look like a dictator. "American worms! They get in our voting machine and try to destroy our good democratic reputation."
President Trump mentioned the issue in a tweet today. He congratulated Putin on his victory and said, "There was no collusion! I did nothing. Russia is stronger now than it's ever been, and that's nothing to do with pee. I mean me."
