Written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Thursday, 15 March 2018

San Diego, CA. Standing before models of the border wall he intends to build, President Donald Trump told a group of surprised reporters from Fox News and Breitbart that the barrier between the U S and Mexico will extend from Texas to California, but will stop at the latter state's eastern boundary.

"Those treasonous idiots on the West Coast don't deserve protection from illegal immigrant rapists, drug smugglers and murderers. If they want to be a sanctuary, let them do it alone. There will be no wall across California's border with Mexico."

"But," said one of the dumbfounded reporters who usually are in sync with the president, "If there is no border wall at San Diego, won't the illegals swarm into California and spread east and north from there?"

The president wasn't stumped by that. He had a ready answer. "We've been thinking about this for months. To prevent what you just predicted, but to keep the rest of the country safe, we'll build a wall on the California border - the border with Arizona, Nevada and Oregon. Thirty feet high. Impenetrable. And Gov. Jerry Brown can use his bullet train to carry the horde of illegals flocking into California to all parts of his 'sanctuary' state."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Donald Trump, Wall

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