Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lamb, but no one agreed. He said the lamb was loyal to Nancy Pelosi, but no one cared.
Instead, the lamb, with its strong jaw, street smarts and high energy, is now feared by every House member of the Republican Party.
Republican members of the House of Representatives worry that yet another lamb can come from anywhere, from any district. And they are afraid.
Trump is so worried by the young lamb's appearance that he is looking to clean house. He fired his Secretary of State with a simple tweet. He reprimanded several other cabinet members for their lavish expenditures paid by the U.S., including private jet excursions and a $30,000 dining room table. Meanwhile, Trump's closest personal assistant was escorted from the White House, accused of engaging in a financial crime. Others close to him, including Ivanka and Jared and Hope Hicks, aware of that little lamb, are all in hiding.
Unable to slaughter the lamb, and already weakened by the Russia investigation, and still trying to weather Stormy Daniels, Trump promises more carnage from within.
Perhaps the lamb will help drain Trump's swamp. No one guessed that a little lamb, declared victorious on the Ides of March, would spell the beginning of the end for a presidency already in distress.
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