Political blowhard, part time Foreign Secretary and full time hard boiled twat Boris Johnson has claimed that “Russia has stockpiles of chemical weapons”. After a steady belch he said:
“We’ve got evidence, that I of course can’t disclose here because it’s super secret, that Russia has been collecting these weapons like dirty red ferrets for years”
We waited the appropriate three seconds before the Tory Minister threw some blame in Corbyns direction.
“Of course, we the representatives of the valiant British people, would have been able to stop such an attack in it’s infancy if we’d being able to employ our mass Muslim arrest program but the traitor Corbyn keeps bringing up “Human Rights”
We would like to point out that we tried to explain to Mr Johnson that this was attack he was currently blaming on the Russians and not Muslims but he dismissed us with a wave of his fringe.
“It doesn’t matter who did it really. The feeling of tension is the same”
Suggestions that the agent used in the attack could have come from a British lab were quickly dismissed by the mop of hair with political influence:
“Nonsense we know exactly where all our deadly chemical and nerve agents are. On a transit crate going to Saudi Arabia to be use on protesting civilians”
