Science Town, CA Today, a plot for Trump to write an executive order for his family to buy the moons of Saturn for $1.00 apiece was exposed by a group of scientists.
"The plot would have allowed Putin to buy the moons of Jupiter for just a ruble apiece. Trump is afraid of offending his bro Putin so that provision was put in," said an anonymous scientist.
"In fact, it's believed that it was Putin that tipped everyone off to the whole scheme. He is rumored to have said something to the extent that 'it was fun at first but enough is enough. Somebody's got to do something.'