Kim Jong-Un sent a missile over Japan … why? A spokesperson for fascists has stated, “He’s lonely. He gets the news, the social media, even though he won’t allow the same for his people. So Kimmy – don’t tell him I called him that – sees Putin and…
A Russian ICBM leveled the Javelin factory here last night, knocking down the only remaining structure left over from the American Motors production line for its 1970s car, the Javelin. The assumption is that the Russians intended to obliterate a…
Russia fired a missile at Ukrainian forces, but the missile boomeranged and hit the ground shortly after launching, killing some Russian forces. While investigators were trying to find out why the error occurred, one comrade discovered that the in…
PYONGYANG, North Korea - (Satire News) - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is furious, after one of his missiles boomeranged after being launched, and it totally destroyed the launch pad, as well as a nearby…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue are that President Biden is extremely upset with the Cambodian government. According to iRumors, Cambodia has been warned no less that 13 times to stop harboring kno…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – President Trump’s favorite pen pal, Kim Jong-un, has just informed the world media that he has developed the most powerful missile on earth. The North Korean leader, who credits Trump for helping him perfec…
Unconfirmed reports that the Pentagon is developing a missile that travels 17 times faster than the missile that travels 17 times slower, have not been confirmed. “The President learnt ‘They’ had a missile that was ‘damn fast’, so we started plann…
While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...
Trials of the US military solar HALO missile have surpassed expectations but left puzzling questions for defence chiefs. The missile which was launched last month is still air borne and despite many attempts to bring the flight to and end, arms manuf...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that things are getting a little hot in Southeast Asia. The White House Press Corps was told that North Korea has vowed to attack Vietnam if one of its missiles is shot down by a Vietnamese mis...
Washington: Word here is that North Koreas top military general is headed for Beijing at this moment as he plans to throw himself on the mercy of the Chinese leaders for a wayward missile once again (#10) went way off course and hit somewhere in Chin...
HONG KONG - The Republic of China has just informed Kim Jong Un that they will no longer tolerate his constant shooting off of his wayward missiles. A representative for the Chinese government stated in no uncertain terms that China has had it wit...
NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un was recently offended at a remark that a reporter from New Zealand TV had made where he stated that he needed to lose about 45 pounds. So in order to show his disfavor the North Korean leader decided to fire on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has expressed his extreme displeasure towards the government of France for an irresponsible act in regards to the rogue nation of North Korea. The president speaking before the White House Press Corps seve...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama has just about lost all of his patience with North Korea's Kim Jong Un. President Obama made a rare television appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and expressed his impati...
NEW DELHI, India - The government of India has wasted no time in responding to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's threat. Kim Jong Un stated that he is planning on launching a missile which will destroy India's world famous landmark the Taj Mahal.
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