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Funny story: Kimmy Jong Shoots the Missile of Loneliness

Kimmy Jong Shoots the Missile of Loneliness

Kim Jong-Un sent a missile over Japan … why? A spokesperson for fascists has stated, “He’s lonely. He gets the news, the social media, even though he won’t allow the same for his people. So Kimmy – don’t tell him I called him that – sees Putin and…

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Funny story: Russian Missile Levels U. S. Javelin Plant: Wrong Javelin

Russian Missile Levels U. S. Javelin Plant: Wrong Javelin

A Russian ICBM leveled the Javelin factory here last night, knocking down the only remaining structure left over from the American Motors production line for its 1970s car, the Javelin. The assumption is that the Russians intended to obliterate a…

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Funny story: Russia’s Boomerang Missile

Russia’s Boomerang Missile

Russia fired a missile at Ukrainian forces, but the missile boomeranged and hit the ground shortly after launching, killing some Russian forces. While investigators were trying to find out why the error occurred, one comrade discovered that the in…

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Funny story: North Korea Fires a Missile At Japan and It Boomerangs And Destroys The Launch Pad And a Massage Parlor

North Korea Fires a Missile At Japan and It Boomerangs And Destroys The Launch Pad And a Massage Parlor

PYONGYANG, North Korea - (Satire News) - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is furious, after one of his missiles boomeranged after being launched, and it totally destroyed the launch pad, as well as a nearby…

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Funny story: The US Threatens To Launch A Missile Towards Cambodia

The US Threatens To Launch A Missile Towards Cambodia

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue are that President Biden is extremely upset with the Cambodian government. According to iRumors, Cambodia has been warned no less that 13 times to stop harboring kno…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Says North Korea Has Just Developed a Powerful Missile That Can Hit Iowa

Kim Jong-un Says North Korea Has Just Developed a Powerful Missile That Can Hit Iowa

PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – President Trump’s favorite pen pal, Kim Jong-un, has just informed the world media that he has developed the most powerful missile on earth. The North Korean leader, who credits Trump for helping him perfec…

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Funny story: Trumps ‘super-duper missile’ is betterer than their ‘really-good’ missile

Trumps ‘super-duper missile’ is betterer than their ‘really-good’ missile

Unconfirmed reports that the Pentagon is developing a missile that travels 17 times faster than the missile that travels 17 times slower, have not been confirmed. “The President learnt ‘They’ had a missile that was ‘damn fast’, so we started plann…

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Funny story: Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...

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Funny story: US solar powered HALO missile now entering month two round Earth and out of control

US solar powered HALO missile now entering month two round Earth and out of control

Trials of the US military solar HALO missile have surpassed expectations but left puzzling questions for defence chiefs. The missile which was launched last month is still air borne and despite many attempts to bring the flight to and end, arms manuf...

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Funny story: President Obama Assures Vietnam The US Will Defend Her If North Korea Attacks

President Obama Assures Vietnam The US Will Defend Her If North Korea Attacks

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has just announced that things are getting a little hot in Southeast Asia. The White House Press Corps was told that North Korea has vowed to attack Vietnam if one of its missiles is shot down by a Vietnamese mis...

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Funny story: NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

NKorea's Kim Hiding Under Bed as His Missile Hits China

Washington: Word here is that North Koreas top military general is headed for Beijing at this moment as he plans to throw himself on the mercy of the Chinese leaders for a wayward missile once again (#10) went way off course and hit somewhere in Chin...

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Funny story: China Informs North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un It Has Had It With His Missile Antics

China Informs North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un It Has Had It With His Missile Antics

HONG KONG - The Republic of China has just informed Kim Jong Un that they will no longer tolerate his constant shooting off of his wayward missiles. A representative for the Chinese government stated in no uncertain terms that China has had it wit...

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Funny story: African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

African Country Offers To Trade Missile Parts To North Korea For Rice

NIPPYTOWN, Kamgooganda - The African country of Kamgooganda like its neighbors Dutch West Wakaboonka and Upper Shambutu has been hit with an astounding drought this past year. A government spokesperson Sim Kimbo Kon stated that the drought has jus...

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Funny story: North Korea Fires A Missile At New Zealand But It Ends Up Crashing Into A North Korean Rice Processing Plant

North Korea Fires A Missile At New Zealand But It Ends Up Crashing Into A North Korean Rice Processing Plant

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un was recently offended at a remark that a reporter from New Zealand TV had made where he stated that he needed to lose about 45 pounds. So in order to show his disfavor the North Korean leader decided to fire on...

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Funny story: President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has expressed his extreme displeasure towards the government of France for an irresponsible act in regards to the rogue nation of North Korea. The president speaking before the White House Press Corps seve...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells Kim Jong Un To Grow Up and Lock Up His Missiles

President Obama Tells Kim Jong Un To Grow Up and Lock Up His Missiles

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama has just about lost all of his patience with North Korea's Kim Jong Un. President Obama made a rare television appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and expressed his impati...

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Funny story: India Responds To Kim Jong Un's Threat

India Responds To Kim Jong Un's Threat

NEW DELHI, India - The government of India has wasted no time in responding to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's threat. Kim Jong Un stated that he is planning on launching a missile which will destroy India's world famous landmark the Taj Mahal.

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