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Funny story: Climate Scientists Relieved that Trump Nuclear Policy May End Life on Earth before Global Warming

Climate Scientists Relieved that Trump Nuclear Policy May End Life on Earth before Global Warming

While most climate scientists agree that it wasn't exactly good news when United States president  Donald Trump formally withdrew from the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty with Russia, thereby rapidly accelerating the risk of a deadly nuclear...

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Funny story: Binge drinkers less likely to worry about impending nuclear winter claims report

Binge drinkers less likely to worry about impending nuclear winter claims report

A recent study by the Licenced Victuallers Association has found that people who drink to excess 2 or 3 times a week are far less likely to be concerned about a possible nuclear confrontation than their sober counterparts, particularly while they are...

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Funny story: Uranium: Is It Really As Dangerous As They Say It Is?

Uranium: Is It Really As Dangerous As They Say It Is?

I regularly hear people talking about Uranium, and how dangerous it is. About how harmful it can be if it isn't handled correctly, and without the strictest of precautions being taken. But, I think to myself, "it's only Uranium; just how dangerous...

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Funny story: Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Bolton and Pompeo with possible new executive positions in the nuclear war shelter business

Insiders are currently whispering that Mr. Bolton and Mr. Pompeo just might be on the chopping block. Washington has been reporting Mr. Trump needed to air out that he was not totally pleased with recent performance. Mr. Bolton may be gone soon...

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Funny story: North Korea And South Korea Declare War

North Korea And South Korea Declare War

The whole world was put on high alert this morning when it was announced that the two Koreas - North Korea and its neighbor in the south, South Korea - have declared war on each other. There had been high hopes of an amicable agreement yesterday w...

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Funny story: Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

Temple Mount Destroyed: Is World Peace Imminent?

While world leaders gathered in a remote corner of that moose preserve known as "Canada" to discuss possible solutions to North Korea's nuclear threat, it appears that a North Korean Air Force general got an idea of his own. "We very sorry!" decla...

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Funny story: Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Washington, DC. Tensions are running high--once again--between Capitol Hill and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. According to multiple reports, corroborated by several sources close to Capitol Hill and Pennsylvania Avenue, and documented by video and au...

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Funny story: Courage Under Nuclear Fallout

Courage Under Nuclear Fallout

The Dopes were still alive and moved into the once-vacant fallout shelter in our next door neighbor's yard. How I wish they didn't survive the economic collapse, food crisis, power grid failure, nuclear radiation, radioactive ticks, acid banana cream pie rain, unselfies, or the pepperoni yogurt shortage. They are so awkward and strange. Who comes over to their neighbor's house and says, "Hi! How a...

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Funny story: Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

After the president Unpresidentially resorted to rhetoric usually ascribed to lunatic dictators in response to North Korea's typical "give me money" antics, the Joint Chiefs of Staff decided that preventative measures needed to be taken. Newly min...

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Funny story: Logan escapes Germany Vol. 2

Logan escapes Germany Vol. 2

Logan and Sara, the only two humans left alive on earth after a nuclear war, finally made contact with an alien race in the Milky Way galaxy using radio satellite antennas modified to send and receive quantum particle communications. The aliens g...

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Funny story: Logan's last run in London

Logan's last run in London

Final News: The nuclear attack began Friday at noon and London was gripped with panic as air raid sirens wail. I'm critically injured and this is the last news article available to the world. A subsequent radio broadcast stated that Moscow was eva...

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Funny story: Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Trump trading the Electoral College to Vladimir Putin

Trump Tower, New York -- In a move filled with more irony than even Anthony Weiner can contemplate, presidential elect Donald Trump plans to sell America's Electoral College to the Russians as soon as he takes office next month. "The Electoral Col...

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Funny story: Trump Falls for Fake News Story with Horrible Result

Trump Falls for Fake News Story with Horrible Result

As background to this story, Donald Trump spoke with President Dutere two days ago and reportedly praised him on his extrajudicial killings of thousands. Too, within that time period Mr. Trump appeared to accept an invitation from Prime Minister Naw...

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Funny story: Sara Palin Back In The News

Sara Palin Back In The News

Sara Palin expanded today on her remarks made last week at a Republican Convention. There, after hinting she might run for President, she instructed President Obama on foreign policy. "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good gu...

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Funny story: Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Taiwan and China held their highest-level talks for more than six decades Tuesday, marking the first government-to-government contact since the pair's acrimonious split in 1949. Wang Yu-chi of Taiwan's Mainland Affairs Council (MAC), which oversee...

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Funny story: The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

The New Atomic Bomb called "Cuddles"

"Cuddles" they call it... the new bomb developed by NUKEM a pan American-European nuclear research station based near Berne in Switzerland. Yesterday, the United Nations voted for its use "should the situation demand it". "Global-I" talked to managing director of NUKEM, and Nobel Prize winning physicist, Dr. Kant Getiton. "Can you describe what Cuddles actually is? How does it differ from othe...

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Funny story: Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Korean tyrant buys world domination plan from US defense firm

Pyongyang, North Korea -- Spring is the season when a young man's fancy turns toward world domination. And so it goes with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, who recently purchased a blueprint to take over the world from an unnamed US defense contrac...

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