President George W Bush had a lucky escape after getting trapped in a public toilet in a Dallas shopping mall.
"We saw the whole thing on CCTV", said Jawanna Myles, "I work with the mall security team and we all laughed when we saw the President get trapped. It was so funny".
F.B.I officials did not see it that way and a major security plan was put into action with all exits being blocked and a two mile cordon being set up around the mall perimeter.
Rumor has it that Bush dropped the keys to Air Force 1 down the lavatory and attempted to retrieve them but got into trouble when his $80,000 Rolex lodged in the U-bend, effectively trapping the fool.
"The President is unhurt", said a White House spokesman, "terrorist links are being investigated and further action may yet be taken".
Reports later in the afternoon came through that an Afghan Rolex factory was bombed by two F-16 fighter jets, but these two events may be unrelated.
