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Funny story: Zucker’s Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Zucker’s Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

If only the world could be re-created so that people liked it better. The world as it stands now sucks. But there are a couple of problems to face. One: there is no such thing as a time machine. Two: whoever re-creates the world will do so, lik…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is In A Sticky Wicket

Donald Trump Is In A Sticky Wicket

Donald Trump is in a sticky wicket or up to his neck, gulp, gulp! The January 6th Committee says so, and so does his daughter Ivanka. "I agreed with Attorney General William Barr." She didn't add because Bill Barr called her father's voter fraud alle…

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Funny story: The 9/11 Red Tie And Orange Sombrero

The 9/11 Red Tie And Orange Sombrero

Donald Trump was babbling again on the 20th Anniversary of 9/11. The eloquence of President Biden and that of all the former living presidents on the 20th Anniversary made Donald Trump’s predictable babbling sound and smelled like last week’s garbage…

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Funny story: 9/11 Passes Off Without Incident For The Nineteenth Year In Succession

9/11 Passes Off Without Incident For The Nineteenth Year In Succession

It's been nineteen years now since 11 September 2001, the day of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks, and, for the nineteenth year in succession since then, absolutely nothing of a similar nature took place. Today, Ground Zero, as it became k…

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Funny story: Panic In Times Square As Car Door Slams, And Balloon Bursts

Panic In Times Square As Car Door Slams, And Balloon Bursts

NYPD officers were called to an incident in New York's Times Square this morning, after a man rather unnecessarily slammed a taxi cab door, and a child's balloon burst nearby. People all around dived for cover, hitting the ground, running into sho…

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Funny story: Celebrating 9/11 (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography)

Celebrating 9/11 (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography)

Celebrating 9/11 I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big. Donald Trump Now available on Amazon 9/11 was probably the best day of my life. Well, I mean, like, maybe one of the best days of life.

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Funny story: Trump Played Games While Ukrainians Died

Trump Played Games While Ukrainians Died

How many Ukrainians were killed fighting the invading Russian forces? While Trump and his cronies played blackmail/war games, they attempted to get Ukrainian President Zelensky to announce an investigation into Joe Biden. The Republican Senators...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Speaks Out About 9/11

Harry Maguire Speaks Out About 9/11

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has spoken out on what he says was one of the most memorable days of his life - September 11, 2001, the day of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks. Sheffield-born Maguire, now 26, was onl...

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Funny story: Climate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science

Climate Change Deniers Join Forces with 9/11 Truth Deniers to Empower People to Think Beyond Science

In what many have called the age of movements, two seemingly disparate groups, climate change deniers and 9/11 truth deniers, have united to further their shared aim of empowering citizens to think beyond  the limits of science and promulgate their o...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Admits Planning 9/11

Donald Trump Admits Planning 9/11

Numbed reporters were hardly fazed this morning when a disheveled president announced an emergency press conference. "It started off as just a goof. Let's put it in perspective. These are mostly coach passengers we're talking about." The pre...

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Funny story: Benghazi and Brett Kavanaugh

Benghazi and Brett Kavanaugh

Two-year investigation on Benghazi at the cost of over eight million dollars, but only a four-day investigation on an accused sex offender, perjurer, and drunk who believes he is entitled to a chair on the Supreme Court. Ignore the forty witnesses who could have supported Dr. Christine Blasey Ford’s testimony, and give Kavanaugh a chair. A Kavanaugh chair to the Supreme Court is worse than 9/1...

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Funny story: Trump claims Obama flew one of the 9/11 jets

Trump claims Obama flew one of the 9/11 jets

In another late-night tweet, US President Trump has sensationally claimed that former President Obama was responsible for piloting one of the planes that crashed into the twin towers in New York on September 11th, 2001. It is the latest in a series o...

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Funny story: Proverbial elephant in the room sighs lets loose odors over JASTA

Proverbial elephant in the room sighs lets loose odors over JASTA

The JASTA (Justice Against Sponsors of Terrorism Act) legislation has moved rapidly ahead, then swerved and come to a screeching halt with three flat tires. This legislation is intended to bring to account the role of Saudi Arabia in the 9/11 att...

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Funny story: "A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier": A Look at George W. Bush On The Eve Of His 70th Birthday

Almost born on the day that our beloved country was born (July 4), George Walker Bush, son of former president and vice president George Herbert Walker Bush and brother to former governor of Florida Jeb Bush, will turn 70 this July 6th. It is fitting that his birthday falls within such an auspicious range of dates since he, and his vaunted political family, has been so integral in the formati...

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Funny story: CIA "Rectal Hydration" Raises Questions

CIA "Rectal Hydration" Raises Questions

LANGLEY, VA --CIA Director, John O. Brennan held a rare press conference today where he attempted to defend CIA torture post 9/11. Brennan, contradicting former CIA Directors, said, "It is unknowable whether useful intelligence was ever obtained...

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Funny story: Obama Is Unintelligent

Obama Is Unintelligent

WASHINGTON - President Obama has acknowledged that the NSA and The CIA had underestimated the rise of the Islamic State militant group, ISIS, which has seized control of a broad swath of territory in the Middle East. He said he "follows their advice...

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Funny story: Big tobacco behind 9-11?

Big tobacco behind 9-11?

Thirteen years and one day after the September 11th attacks, a new report has risen suggesting that the tobacco companies may have been behind the attacks in an effort to get more people smoking. According to a former executive, who would only release the classified information upon anonymity, it was not al-Qaeda behind the hijackings and crashing of three airliners on September 11th, 2001, bu...

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