After the latest mass shooting in somewhere USA, where a deranged Caucasian gunman used an AR-15 to kill a Caucasian family of five, Rachel Maddow was hunkered over her desk at The Rachel Maddow Show, seething with anger, pulling her hair, and screaming like a deranged lunatic from Libs of Tik-Tok that the victims weren’t black.
“Jesus Christ, it’s not the correct colors for this story. How dare the gunman do this to me? I can’t be reporting on a white on white shooting. That doesn’t fit my far left agenda that America is a terribly racist country where white people routinely kill black people to fulfill their beliefs in white supremacy.
The former MSNBC anchor, now hosting her own show, The Rachel Maddow Show, currently last in ratings but Maddow is delighted to keep hundreds of her sycophants misinformed by sharing only the tribalistic stories that will continue to divide America. Trump Trump Trump is the topic de jour along with all evil venom reserved for Republicans and nothing but praise and compliments for the evil Democrats.
Before steaming off to Just Salad to order a soybean salad, Rachel was seen fuming and talking to herself around the office, then stormed into the office of MSNBC President Rashida Jones to express her dismay and thoughts on how to run the story.
Can we send some interns to the crime site and put black face on the victims? Rachel said. I really want to report on this story.
A shocked Rashida Jones looked on silently. A long silence.
"Whatever fits the narrative Rachel. Do what you gotta do. Anything for the ratings."
