Professor Floutus Dignit of MIT has just emerged to the world stage with a theory he calls “similar to the problem of delirium tremens in the old days.” The delirium tremens malady occurs as a consequence of withdrawal from alcohol, with unpleasa…
Medical experts plan to deal with anti-vaxxers who want take the hoped-for anti-coronavirus vaccine, by marketing an anti-stupid vaccine as an anti-vaccine vaccine. ‘We are convincing stupid people that the anti-coronavirus vaccine will soon be s…
Presidential nominee-to-be Joe Biden has responded to a columnist's devotion to him over all other candidates, particularly Donald Trump. The Nation's Katha Pollitt recently stated she would support Biden “if he boiled babies and ate them.” Thi...
With some derogatorily categorizing the swathes of Americans paralyzed in blind, terrified acceptance of whatever the mainstream media tells them regarding the threat posed by COVID-19 as "sheeple," actual sheep are objecting to being lumped in with...
Granted, humans may have stopped evolving, but not language! Ever fluid, in this, the lockdown era, words and phrases have continued to morph and metastasize in ways that would have been nearly impossible to predict only months ago. Don’t be left...
New York, NY - Hundreds of Jewish Pink Floyd fans gathered together in a synagogue on Manhattan's Upper East Side yesterday, to mourn the Roger Waters they thought they knew--a creative genius that did not unabashedly reveal himself to his fans and t...
The Horace S. Ball Foundation has awarded its prized annual trophy to CNN. This distinguished trophy honors Horace Shinola Ball, of the previous century. In making its selection, The Foundation directed its attention to the following. A re...
NEW YORK - CNN is rebranding itself to reverse its ratings decline. In 2018, the "news network" experienced a 41% loss on its Primetime Viewership numbers. The label "Fake News" has stuck to CNN after President Trump repeatedly criticized their "jour...
The New York Times has revealed a security agency operating as a gigantic laundromat, which specializes in "protecting national interests.” This laundromat (aka "Laundryland") houses enormous scrubbing machines that dwarf an ordinary facility's wa...
Scientists are now offering new reports on the Mnemiopsis leidyl organism, called the Sea Walnut, also known as the Comb Jelly. Speculation has spread widely that the new information signifies information on evolutionary advances, particularly fo...
Atlanta - Scientists studying an apparent 5-point drop in the average IQ of adults in the United States, have established a connection between the fall in test results and the online and television viewing habits of those subjects. The research...
Reports indicate President Moreno of Ecuador, sitting at his desk, snapped his pencil on hearing of a new asylum seeker at an Ecuador embassy. He is rumored to have said: "At least she’s rich.” This time it’s Meng Wanzhou, 46, CFO of Chinese te...
It is a known but largely secret fact that many people enjoy sampling their own intestinal gases when in convenient circumstances. Not surprising, this aspect of humanity has led to academic studies. Professor Federico Schmellini, Harvard Unive...
Spoof Investigations will immediately aid The Washington Post and its research tool PropOrNot in surfacing Russian propaganda throughout the US. Our own BustYourProp team is now fully operational and scouring the country for fake news. WAPO ma...
Polls show that 7 out of 10 Americans think that America "is on the wrong track." The emphasis on "change" in both the Sanders and Trump campaigns has had broad appeal to millions of voters. Indeed several million voters who voted for the "change a...
The University of Perception Management has just released results of a massive study on "the state of smoke and trash" in the 2016 election. UPM originated in 2003 when the Bush administration demonized and invaded Iraq via claims of non-existent...
A gasoline spill south of Birmingham, Alabama, last Friday led to the shutdown of an important pipeline that delivers fuel to much of the South and East. It is expected to cause shortages and prices will rise dramatically. A Colonial Pipeline Co. pi...
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