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Funny story: Lone Ranger Admits to Being More of an Introvert

Lone Ranger Admits to Being More of an Introvert

“I know I seem to always getting into the thick of things with outlaws and what-not,” said the Lone Ranger, “but at heart I’m really more of an introvert." The news came as a great surprise to the many who’d previously considered the legendary her...

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Funny story: Annoying Trend of Nationalist Machine Gun Talking

Annoying Trend of Nationalist Machine Gun Talking

The smoke signal is one of the oldest forms of long-distance communication. It is a form of visual communication used over long distance. In general, smoke signals are used to transmit news, signal danger, or gather people to a common area.(source: W...

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Funny story: NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

Earlier today, Colonel Oliver North, the President of the NRA, announced his new gun initiative called, “No More Blood, Just Paint.” Due to the national news tragedies involving guns, specifically school shootings, North believed he had to take a st...

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Funny story: Send This to Your Local Police to Let Them Know That Your Aunt Janice Wants 1 Million Dollars Or You Get It!

Send This to Your Local Police to Let Them Know That Your Aunt Janice Wants 1 Million Dollars Or You Get It!

We’re all about helping you, giving you tips and tricks on commonly complicated things to make them easy, simple and fun, and, of course, this is no different. This article ensures that the next time your crazy Aunt Janice holds you hostage, demandin...

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Funny story: Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

President Donald Trump moved quickly today, to reassure residents living close to the US border with Mexico that, as soon as he gets the go-ahead from the Democratic Party, his barrier will be built, along with the bonus of some exciting firepower fo...

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Funny story: Are Arms Really Necessary?

Are Arms Really Necessary?

'Arms': it's a strange term, isn't it? 'Not those things that hang from your shoulders' 'Not those things that your hands are connected to' 'Things that help us to kill people' All three sentences were written to dissuade you from thinking about 'arms' as being those limbs attached to your body, but even this description - "attached to your body" - doesn't quite destroy the ambiguity comple...

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Funny story: Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

After weeks of investigation local man Lawerance Oddert, father of three, was killed in a violent shootout with police after stealing a pie that was cooling on old Miss Tennanbaums window sill. The police first started suspecting Oddert when he refus...

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Funny story: Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

A local gun collector has so many guns that he has decided to build a house out of them. That's right, Dan Felcher, from the local township in Texas is constructing what is believed to be only the third house on his block made out of guns. "You...

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Funny story: Waffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle

Waffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle

The hero of the latest US Gun Outrage (USGO) in Nashville, Tennessee yesterday says he acted in the way that he did, because he hoped he might be given a free waffle. Heroic James Shaw Jr., 29, wrestled the naked gunman, Travis Reinking - mysterio...

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Funny story: YouTube Gunwoman Was Pretty Angry About Something

YouTube Gunwoman Was Pretty Angry About Something

The Northern California head office of YouTube was itself in the news yesterday, after being stormed by a gunwoman who wounded at least three people when she fired several shots out of a gun she was carrying. The gunwoman later gunned herself to d...

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”. Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope t...

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Funny story: Teenage Protesters' Plot to Take Over NRA Revealed

Teenage Protesters' Plot to Take Over NRA Revealed

Washington, D. C. - Not all the activity at the teenage march on Washington for "common sense" gun control was aimed at convincing legislators to enact tougher and effective laws that might prevent another Parkland tragedy. At high level, secret meet...

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Funny story: Trump calls for foetuses to be armed to prevent abortions

Trump calls for foetuses to be armed to prevent abortions

President Donald Trump has made another policy announcement without consulting his advisors. It is an idea which tries to solve two key issues that Republicans are passionate about - guns and abortions. The US President said that a gun company in...

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Funny story: NRA - National Rat Association

NRA - National Rat Association

The NRA has finally flipped and released a video informing “every lying member of the media, to every Hollywood phoney, to the role model athletes” that their time is “running out”. With the threats emanating from an association whose revel gleef...

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Funny story: Nation Relieved That School Shooting Didn’t Involve A Semi-Automatic Rifle

Nation Relieved That School Shooting Didn’t Involve A Semi-Automatic Rifle

The American public generated a sigh of relief when a shooter shot and killed 21 students at Jamboree High School, in Oakland, Maryland when it was determined that the shooter did not use a semi-automatic rifle. 32 people were, also, injured in the...

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Funny story: US Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom

US Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom

A schoolteacher was under arrest this morning after a weapon was discharged in a classroom where he was teaching students, it has been reported. Ronald Lumpkin, 45, a cookery teacher at Dingbat High School outside of Atlanta, Georgia, was taken to...

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Funny story: Squirrel Awarded Hand Gun To Protect Himself From Hawk

Squirrel Awarded Hand Gun To Protect Himself From Hawk

Rocky Squirrel celebrated a victory in a Portland, Maine court today by being awarded the right to not only obtain a handgun but, also, to get a concealed hand gun permit. After the verdict Rocky hugged his lawyer Jerry Meisterfibber as well as his...

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