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Funny story: Confidential White House Source Says Area 51 Is Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Ultra-Cool, Big, Giant Blanket Fort

Confidential White House Source Says Area 51 Is Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Ultra-Cool, Big, Giant Blanket Fort

Area 51, Nevada - A really cool and mysterious secret source from the White House sent a super sensitive coded message to the press today, stating that Area 51 is actually President Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Big, Giant Blanket Fort, and...

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Funny story: Girlicon Pink Scented Revolvers

Girlicon Pink Scented Revolvers

Girlicon introduces a new of pink, scented revolvers. Let's face it, the world is a scary place. In this day and age, if you are a girl or even a gay guy for that matter, you've got to protect yourself. You may ask, why Girlicon? For years, peo...

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Funny story: President Trump Orders NRA To Ban Sales Of Guns On Weekends

President Trump Orders NRA To Ban Sales Of Guns On Weekends

There was 'light at the end of the tunnel' for those hoping for gun reform this evening, when President Donald Trump issued an executive order via Twitter, that "sales of weapons, to certain kinds of people, should not happen on the weekend." "Thi...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Statistics Do Not Support Concerns Over Shopping Mall Mass Shootings

President Trump Says Statistics Do Not Support Concerns Over Shopping Mall Mass Shootings

President Trump has said that Americans are "worrying unnecessarily" about guns, and says statistics prove they are not likely to die as a result of some nut shooting them down in a bloody killing spree in a shopping mall. The president's mind was...

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Funny story: Trump Agrees to Ban Assault Weapons for Shooting Stars

Trump Agrees to Ban Assault Weapons for Shooting Stars

In the wake of yet another mass shooting, pressured to enact tougher gun regulations, United States President Donald Trump agreed to back legislation completely banning the purchase and sale of assault weapons to or from shooting stars. Explaining...

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Funny story: Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

In a national address following the latest racially motivated mass shooting by a man who claimed to be protecting his country from an ethnic invasion by Hispanics, United States President Donald Trump strongly condemned violently flaunting white supr...

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Funny story: Trump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions

Trump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions

Reacting to the latest mass shooting in El Paso yesterday, President Donald Trump said the much-called for revision on gun control in the US is not a necessity, as there will soon be nobody left to shoot. Trump was tweeting before bedtime last nig...

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Funny story: National Rifle Association Office Closed Today

National Rifle Association Office Closed Today

In a surprise development, members of the public who visited the offices of the National Rifle Association (NRA) in Fairfax County, Virginia this morning, have described the building as closed, "boarded-up", windows smashed, car park empty, and "look...

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Funny story: President Trump In Move To Ban Garlic Festivals, And Other Dangerous Events

President Trump In Move To Ban Garlic Festivals, And Other Dangerous Events

President Donald Trump has said that, in view of the tragedy that took place at the Gilroy Garlic Festival over the weekend, when three people - including two children - were shot and killed by a crazed gunman, the staging of such events in the futur...

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Funny story: Lone Ranger Admits to Being More of an Introvert

Lone Ranger Admits to Being More of an Introvert

“I know I seem to always getting into the thick of things with outlaws and what-not,” said the Lone Ranger, “but at heart I’m really more of an introvert." The news came as a great surprise to the many who’d previously considered the legendary her...

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Funny story: Annoying Trend of Nationalist Machine Gun Talking

Annoying Trend of Nationalist Machine Gun Talking

The smoke signal is one of the oldest forms of long-distance communication. It is a form of visual communication used over long distance. In general, smoke signals are used to transmit news, signal danger, or gather people to a common area.(source: W...

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Funny story: NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

NRA Rolls Out Paintball Guns for New Initiative Saying: “No More Blood, Just Paint”

Earlier today, Colonel Oliver North, the President of the NRA, announced his new gun initiative called, “No More Blood, Just Paint.” Due to the national news tragedies involving guns, specifically school shootings, North believed he had to take a st...

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Funny story: Send This to Your Local Police to Let Them Know That Your Aunt Janice Wants 1 Million Dollars Or You Get It!

Send This to Your Local Police to Let Them Know That Your Aunt Janice Wants 1 Million Dollars Or You Get It!

We’re all about helping you, giving you tips and tricks on commonly complicated things to make them easy, simple and fun, and, of course, this is no different. This article ensures that the next time your crazy Aunt Janice holds you hostage, demandin...

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Funny story: Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

Trump To Install Machine Gun Nests Along Mexican Border

President Donald Trump moved quickly today, to reassure residents living close to the US border with Mexico that, as soon as he gets the go-ahead from the Democratic Party, his barrier will be built, along with the bonus of some exciting firepower fo...

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Funny story: Are Arms Really Necessary?

Are Arms Really Necessary?

'Arms': it's a strange term, isn't it? 'Not those things that hang from your shoulders' 'Not those things that your hands are connected to' 'Things that help us to kill people' All three sentences were written to dissuade you from thinking about 'arms' as being those limbs attached to your body, but even this description - "attached to your body" - doesn't quite destroy the ambiguity comple...

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Funny story: Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

After weeks of investigation local man Lawerance Oddert, father of three, was killed in a violent shootout with police after stealing a pie that was cooling on old Miss Tennanbaums window sill. The police first started suspecting Oddert when he refus...

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Funny story: Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

A local gun collector has so many guns that he has decided to build a house out of them. That's right, Dan Felcher, from the local township in Texas is constructing what is believed to be only the third house on his block made out of guns. "You...

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