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Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

After weeks of investigation local man Lawerance Oddert, father of three, was killed in a violent shootout with police after stealing a pie that was cooling on old Miss Tennanbaums window sill. The police first started suspecting Oddert when he refus...

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Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

Funny story: Local Man Builds House Out of Guns

A local gun collector has so many guns that he has decided to build a house out of them. That's right, Dan Felcher, from the local township in Texas is constructing what is believed to be only the third house on his block made out of guns. "You...

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Waffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle

Funny story: Waffle House Shooting Hero Hoped For Free Waffle

The hero of the latest US Gun Outrage (USGO) in Nashville, Tennessee yesterday says he acted in the way that he did, because he hoped he might be given a free waffle. Heroic James Shaw Jr., 29, wrestled the naked gunman, Travis Reinking - mysterio...

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YouTube Gunwoman Was Pretty Angry About Something

Funny story: YouTube Gunwoman Was Pretty Angry About Something

The Northern California head office of YouTube was itself in the news yesterday, after being stormed by a gunwoman who wounded at least three people when she fired several shots out of a gun she was carrying. The gunwoman later gunned herself to d...

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The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

Funny story: The Supreme Court Verdict Is In - Guns Are People

In a land mark ruling, the Supreme Court has declared that “Guns are people too.”. Building upon the famous Citizens United vote that made corporations people and thereby gave them unprecedented power and influence in America, gun lobbyists hope t...

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Teenage Protesters' Plot to Take Over NRA Revealed

Washington, D. C. - Not all the activity at the teenage march on Washington for "common sense" gun control was aimed at convincing legislators to enact tougher and effective laws that might prevent another Parkland tragedy. At high level, secret meet...

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Trump calls for foetuses to be armed to prevent abortions

Funny story: Trump calls for foetuses to be armed to prevent abortions

President Donald Trump has made another policy announcement without consulting his advisors. It is an idea which tries to solve two key issues that Republicans are passionate about - guns and abortions. The US President said that a gun company in...

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NRA - National Rat Association

The NRA has finally flipped and released a video informing “every lying member of the media, to every Hollywood phoney, to the role model athletes” that their time is “running out”. With the threats emanating from an association whose revel gleef...

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Nation Relieved That School Shooting Didn’t Involve A Semi-Automatic Rifle

Funny story: Nation Relieved That School Shooting Didn’t Involve A Semi-Automatic Rifle

The American public generated a sigh of relief when a shooter shot and killed 21 students at Jamboree High School, in Oakland, Maryland when it was determined that the shooter did not use a semi-automatic rifle. 32 people were, also, injured in the...

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US Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom

Funny story: US Teacher Held After Weapon Discharged In Classroom

A schoolteacher was under arrest this morning after a weapon was discharged in a classroom where he was teaching students, it has been reported. Ronald Lumpkin, 45, a cookery teacher at Dingbat High School outside of Atlanta, Georgia, was taken to...

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Squirrel Awarded Hand Gun To Protect Himself From Hawk

Funny story: Squirrel Awarded Hand Gun To Protect Himself From Hawk

Rocky Squirrel celebrated a victory in a Portland, Maine court today by being awarded the right to not only obtain a handgun but, also, to get a concealed hand gun permit. After the verdict Rocky hugged his lawyer Jerry Meisterfibber as well as his...

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NAR Head Calls for Arming Kids

At their convention yesterday, the head of a politically powerful gun owners organization told a cheering crowd that "It's time to arm the kids." Henry Toulouse LaPere, president and CEO of the National Assault Riflemen [ NAR ], responded to an incr...

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NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

Funny story: NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

In a televised appearance Friday morning, NRA spokestwit Dick Shuter demanded that the U.S. federal and state governments immediately stop funding psychiatric facilities across the country, and also stop supplying mental patients with free anti-psych...

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White House To Arm Every School Child In America With Shoulder Fired Missile Launcher

In response to the latest FBI Investigation into Russian collusion, the White House announced today that it was signing an executive order to take effect immediately. The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is with a bigger good guy with two...

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Silver Bells and a Derringer

Funny story: Silver Bells and a Derringer

Silver bells at Christmas no longer have that same old ring to them, at least not for me. Especially a set of bells packed with a Derringer. Yep, that's right - a Derringer! The trouble began a month ago when my wife and I had another argument. Once again, she was complaining that I didn't spend enough time with her, give her enough attention, or consider her feelings - yada, yada, yada. She w...

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Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone

Funny story: Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone

In the light of recent events in Texas, psychopaths from around the world, especially from the countries where guns are strictly regulated, have started wondering if they will ever have a chance to shoot someone. Our correspondent had an opportunity...

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Everyone Safe After Florida Man Guns Down Intruders

Funny story: Everyone Safe After Florida Man Guns Down Intruders

A Florida man and his family are safe, thanks to his quick thinking, and gunning down intruders on his front stoop. "I heard a knock at the door," says Robert, a thirty six year old white male from Tampa. "I grabbed my AR33 assault rifle and went...

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Dead to rights - Busted, disgusted and not to be trusted!

Funny story: Dead to rights - Busted, disgusted and not to be trusted!

Among other things, I write detective mystery novels and crime thrillers so I watch a lot of true-crime series. Usually, it's a late-night thing for me and this is how I relax and unwind. After watching one or two of the likes of "Wives with Knives",...

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