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Funny story: Anson Mount and Taylor Hicks open up a gunshop in Amarillo

Anson Mount and Taylor Hicks open up a gunshop in Amarillo

The most popular TV cowboy star on cable television, Anson Mount star of "Hell On Wheels," and his girlfriend Taylor Swift, have just opened up The Desperado Gunshop in downtown Amarillo, Texas. The shop sells everything from hollow point bullets…

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Funny story: Iowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets

Iowa shows it has balls and bans AR-15's, grenade launchers, and hollow point bullets

The 'Fly-Over' state of Iowa, has just enacted legislation that will ban many types of automatic and semi-automatic weaponry. The Corn Cob state voted 93 to 4, with 3 abstentions to ban such weapons of mass destruction as AR-15's, grenade launcher…

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Funny story: Bus driver given warning for shooting at passenger who opened fire on him

Bus driver given warning for shooting at passenger who opened fire on him

A bus driver who was shot at by an angry passenger, and who returned fire using a pistol he carried with him, has been given a warning by his employers. Charlie Crabtree had asked the passenger to sit down, as he was obstructing his view of the ot…

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Funny story: Rachel Maddow sends MSNBC interns to site of mass shooting to put black face on victims

Rachel Maddow sends MSNBC interns to site of mass shooting to put black face on victims

After the latest mass shooting in somewhere USA, where a deranged Caucasian gunman used an AR-15 to kill a Caucasian family of five, Rachel Maddow was hunkered over her desk at The Rachel Maddow Show, seething with anger, pulling her hair, and scream…

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Funny story: Explaining guns and fascism to adult American children

Explaining guns and fascism to adult American children

Sometimes one must talk to an adult as one would a child, especially if said adult has a love for guns. Otherwise known as an American. So I’ll take this slow. All those oppressed peoples may not have had guns, that is true. But those rounding…

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Funny story: An El Paso, Texas Bakery Sells Donuts, Turnovers, Semi Automatic Rifles, Handguns, and Grenade Launchers

An El Paso, Texas Bakery Sells Donuts, Turnovers, Semi Automatic Rifles, Handguns, and Grenade Launchers

EL PASO, Texas - (Satire News) - Move over Dunkin' Donuts, there's a new bakery in town that's armed and delicious! Meet "Pastries, Pistols, and Pump Action Shotguns," the first bakery in the nation to sell donuts, bullets, beer, and even deadly weap…

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Funny story: The NRA Is Asked To Leave Rhode Island

The NRA Is Asked To Leave Rhode Island

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The governor of Rhode Island has issued a Governor's Executive Action asking that the NRA please leave the state as soon as humanly possible. In 2018 Governor Gina Raimondo of Rhode Island signed an exec…

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Funny story: The Great Gun Symbol like A Dead Heart on a Sleeve

The Great Gun Symbol like A Dead Heart on a Sleeve

Wearing your heart on your sleeve is the IN thing in the GOP. But they have no hearts, so they show off their guns, and they prefer their lapels to their sleeves. Guns on the suits and dresses … it’s a silent message that speaks loudly. We prefer…

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Wants Jesus to Have a Gun

Dick Cheney Wants Jesus to Have a Gun

Along with all the other Presidents and Vice-Presidents stashing secret documents in their flower gardens, or openly displaying them ion the coffee table for guests to rifle through and photocopy if they wish, Dick Cheney also has documents that he s…

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Funny story: Changing the Channel on Mass Shootings

Changing the Channel on Mass Shootings

There’s been another mass shooting in America … and people are tired of it. Not in any way to do something about it, they just don’t want to hear it anymore. Change the channel, watch Netflix, join a protest … again with the mass shootings! Who…

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Funny story: Guns and Ammo

Guns and Ammo

Guns and ammo Cunt and camo See and scare Lure and lair Flag and frag Butcher and bag Die and death Bleed and breath Vine and vim Sink and swim Stars and bars Wares and wars Clip and clap Fun and fap Moon an…

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Funny story: The Baldwin 9mm “Guess Again” Gun

The Baldwin 9mm “Guess Again” Gun

Hello, I’m Roscoe Killbaby, head of the National Gun Nuts (NGN), and I am excited to introduce to all our members and freedom-loving, gun-toting nutbars across America to the new Baldwin 9mm! Named after Alec Baldwin, and possibly even endorsed by…

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Funny story: Policing in the U.S. - Death for Doing an Improper Lane Change

Policing in the U.S. - Death for Doing an Improper Lane Change

They have a peculiar way of Training police officers in the U. S. No other country in the World does it - Death for many offenses. You get Death for an offense that in other Countries you would only get a Traffic ticket for. Stricter than Af…

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Funny story: Fanatical Gun Association Wants 5 year Olds Trained - Untapped Market, Huge Potential Profits

Fanatical Gun Association Wants 5 year Olds Trained - Untapped Market, Huge Potential Profits

A spokesman for the Fanatical Gun Association (FGA) gave a symbolic speech in Pistol, Texas which has a huge gun factory grinding out one AR-15 rifle every 5 seconds. “The U. S. has about 130 million civilian guns and they are still selling like c…

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Funny story: Kindergarten Student Shoots Teacher, She Ran out of Chocolate Milk

Kindergarten Student Shoots Teacher, She Ran out of Chocolate Milk

The Washington Pest newspaper has had a lead story on the recent shooting of a teacher by a kindergartener with the child's parents' gun. Possible cause of the event - running out of chocolate milk. Who trained the Kid to use the gun is a mys…

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Funny story: Other Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out Of It's Misery

Other Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out Of It's Misery

“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. “Their day had come and gone. They h…

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Funny story: Tilly the Traveler - When Visting America, Buy a Tourist Gun

Tilly the Traveler - When Visting America, Buy a Tourist Gun

America is a beautiful country to visit but the inhabitants own 20 million guns and buy more every year. Guns are easy to buy and there are more gun shops than hamburger establishments. You can also buy a gun on the Internet . You can't carry on…

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