After the latest mass shooting in somewhere USA, where a deranged Caucasian gunman used an AR-15 to kill a Caucasian family of five, Rachel Maddow was hunkered over her desk at The Rachel Maddow Show, seething with anger, pulling her hair, and scream…
Sometimes one must talk to an adult as one would a child, especially if said adult has a love for guns. Otherwise known as an American. So I’ll take this slow. All those oppressed peoples may not have had guns, that is true. But those rounding…
EL PASO, Texas - (Satire News) - Move over Dunkin' Donuts, there's a new bakery in town that's armed and delicious! Meet "Pastries, Pistols, and Pump Action Shotguns," the first bakery in the nation to sell donuts, bullets, beer, and even deadly weap…
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The governor of Rhode Island has issued a Governor's Executive Action asking that the NRA please leave the state as soon as humanly possible. In 2018 Governor Gina Raimondo of Rhode Island signed an exec…
Wearing your heart on your sleeve is the IN thing in the GOP. But they have no hearts, so they show off their guns, and they prefer their lapels to their sleeves. Guns on the suits and dresses … it’s a silent message that speaks loudly. We prefer…
Along with all the other Presidents and Vice-Presidents stashing secret documents in their flower gardens, or openly displaying them ion the coffee table for guests to rifle through and photocopy if they wish, Dick Cheney also has documents that he s…
There’s been another mass shooting in America … and people are tired of it. Not in any way to do something about it, they just don’t want to hear it anymore. Change the channel, watch Netflix, join a protest … again with the mass shootings! Who…
Guns and ammo Cunt and camo See and scare Lure and lair Flag and frag Butcher and bag Die and death Bleed and breath Vine and vim Sink and swim Stars and bars Wares and wars Clip and clap Fun and fap Moon an…
Hello, I’m Roscoe Killbaby, head of the National Gun Nuts (NGN), and I am excited to introduce to all our members and freedom-loving, gun-toting nutbars across America to the new Baldwin 9mm! Named after Alec Baldwin, and possibly even endorsed by…
They have a peculiar way of Training police officers in the U. S. No other country in the World does it - Death for many offenses. You get Death for an offense that in other Countries you would only get a Traffic ticket for. Stricter than Af…
A spokesman for the Fanatical Gun Association (FGA) gave a symbolic speech in Pistol, Texas which has a huge gun factory grinding out one AR-15 rifle every 5 seconds. “The U. S. has about 130 million civilian guns and they are still selling like c…
The Washington Pest newspaper has had a lead story on the recent shooting of a teacher by a kindergartener with the child's parents' gun. Possible cause of the event - running out of chocolate milk. Who trained the Kid to use the gun is a mys…
“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. “Their day had come and gone. They h…
America is a beautiful country to visit but the inhabitants own 20 million guns and buy more every year. Guns are easy to buy and there are more gun shops than hamburger establishments. You can also buy a gun on the Internet . You can't carry on…
Just when you thought the Boebert family couldn't be anymore hilariously stupid ... Lauren Boebert’s husband, Jayson, viciously attacked a mailbox, wondering where his latest issue of Teen Beat Magazine was since it was late by a month! He tho…
Canada has officially banned imports of all handguns into Canada. This of course, hits the Multibillion American gun industry the hardest. It could cause a depression in the U. S. And how are young Canadians to train for their own future…
The NMIP Assn. had its annual Convention in Los Angeles - the Craziest town in the U. S. A. (Police for years, all over the West, gave their mentally ill residents free one-way bus tickets to Los Angeles.) After many testimonials for new medicati…
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
