Changing the Channel on Mass Shootings

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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What Else Is On?

There’s been another mass shooting in America … and people are tired of it. Not in any way to do something about it, they just don’t want to hear it anymore.

Change the channel, watch Netflix, join a protest … again with the mass shootings!

Who did it this time? Another white male who loves guns and Jesus? No shit. Maybe lock up every white male who loves guns and Jesus, America, just like you lock up every African-American who looks at a white cop funny … and there are, what, 3 million black guys in America’s jails? Yeah, that’s not a symptom of a sick society.

I’m not sure if they’ve found the guy yet, but when they do, cops will be giving the White Power sign for the TV cameras and buying the killer Burger King and Kyle Rittenhouse will keep going on right wing talk shows and podcasts saying, “Someone’s gunna be held accountable real soon” and then Trump will invite the mass shooting killer to Mar and buy him dinner and give him a complimentary NFT of Donald dressed as Mussolini … yeah, we all know the story …

Change the channel … watching America is like watching re-runs forever and ever and ever, and never seeing a new episode where everything turns out all right in the end.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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