Guns and Ammo

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

image for Guns and Ammo
All The Subjects An American School Kid Needs To Learn

Guns and ammo

Cunt and camo

See and scare

Lure and lair

Flag and frag

Butcher and bag

Die and death

Bleed and breath

Vine and vim

Sink and swim

Stars and bars

Wares and wars

Clip and clap

Fun and fap

Moon and moan

Lend and loan

Lame and limp

Pump and pimp

Flee and flesh

Mar and mesh

Hate and haze

Rape and raze

Blood and burn

Tight and turn

Jack and jill

Pulse and pill

Noon and night

Folly and fight

Mighty and mock

Lip and lock

Anus and air

Bare and blare

Church and chuck

Foil and fuck

Height and hit

Sight and shit

Jump and join

Claw and coin

Rip and rend

Tear and tend

Mute and maw

Ripe and raw

Pack and puke

Fate and fluke

Eve and even

Heal and heaven

Quake and quiet

Rage and riot

On and off

Slight and scoff

When and where

Dupe and dare

Zig and zag

Gawk and gag

Youth and yell

Beat and bell

It and in

Sing and sin

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more