Wearing your heart on your sleeve is the IN thing in the GOP. But they have no hearts, so they show off their guns, and they prefer their lapels to their sleeves.
Guns on the suits and dresses … it’s a silent message that speaks loudly. We prefer guns to rights, guns to America – since we don’t like America as it is now, we’d rather time went back 100 years or so, when they were no gay or trans or African-American (there were other names for them) and the KKK was king.
Get behind the gun, the GREATEST SYMBOL OF AMERICA EVER, even more than the bald eagle, the apple pie, or the baseball. Guns guns guns are the meat of American democracy.
If you visit, be warned, they may kill you instead of trying to penetrate your accent (theirs is like a clear babbling brook) and it likely means you’re a foreigner and probably a terrorist – please don’t ask an American to think first and shoot later – that’s the cart leading the horse, and Patriot (how to make a good word into a curse) Americans have no carts and fuck horses for breakfast.
Please try to speak Canadian. That’s one of the few accents many Americans can’t understand, so they think it’s one of their own, from Maine or Vermont or somewheres up north where there ain’t no cowboys fucking horses at all! Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be northerners.
