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Funny story: Next presidential debate to offer reverse format: Mr. Cooper you have thirty seconds

Next presidential debate to offer reverse format: Mr. Cooper you have thirty seconds

The commission on the current set of presidential debates has announced a new formula for the next encounter in September. Instead of news hosts grilling candidates, the candidates themselves will sit off to one side, with prominent news hosts in...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Wins Over Sheep Vote In Montana

Joe Biden Wins Over Sheep Vote In Montana

BILLINGSGATE POST: Asked by Rachel Maddow if he was surprised by the hospitality of the sheep while he was campaigning in Montana, the Vice-President responded with a sheepish smile: "Hell no. The sum-bitches kicked out two brand new pairs of Edd...

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Funny story: Andrew Yang Calls Pocahontas An Albino Native American

Andrew Yang Calls Pocahontas An Albino Native American

BILLINGSGATE POST: The first question Rachel Maddow asked when it was her turn to question the Democrat candidates was: “Which one of you is Pocahontas and which of you is Yang?” Yang, obviously an inscrutable Oriental; Pocahontas, on the other...

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Funny story: Trump: "I Love This Job. I Can Get Screwed Ten Times A Day And Melania Understands."

Trump: "I Love This Job. I Can Get Screwed Ten Times A Day And Melania Understands."

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview last Sunday on Moon the Nation, President Trump was asked by Rachel Maddow: “Why, after all the abuse you took since you were elected President, would you seek another term?” “Sweet Pea, I love this job. I can...

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Funny story: Russia-gate movie already heating up for next year’s academy awards and ceremonies

Russia-gate movie already heating up for next year’s academy awards and ceremonies

Eager for a lift to ratings in sagging academy awards ceremonies, a new movie on Russia-gate has Hollywood excited and uplifted. The basic problem with the collusion theory has been Mr. Mueller’s finding nothing, as passed along by Attorney-Genera...

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Funny story: Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

Trump Orders Cohen Have His Gums Painted With Gentian Violet For Lying

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the day began with the Four Horses of the Apocalypse peacefully munching oats in the White House stables; their teeth tipped with rubber so that they would not wake up Slim Everdingle from his troubled slumber. Slim was...

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Funny story: Rachel Maddow announces Putin will back new interim president for the US next week

Rachel Maddow announces Putin will back new interim president for the US next week

With more brilliant breaking news, Ms. Maddow has added to her suggestion Mr. Putin will shut down electric power in the US. Middle-North America is currently shivering in temperatures as low as minus 30 F, an excellent opportunity for Mr. Putin,...

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Funny story: The last adults in the room celebrate with beer party in Mattis basement

The last adults in the room celebrate with beer party in Mattis basement

General Mattis’ resignation, December 21, has brought a hue and cry in the mainstream media that “the last adults in the room” have left the Trump administration. Accordingly, Mr. Trump is seen as the equivalent of a schoolboy wearing a cap with h...

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Funny story: Trump Orders That All Separated Children Have Gums Painted Purple

Trump Orders That All Separated Children Have Gums Painted Purple

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the sky was much darker than usual over the White House, possibly because it was 4:00 AM Tuesday morning. The President, his mood even blacker than the sky, had been up all night. Angry that he had been blistered by R...

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Funny story: SPECIAL EDITION: Ask Dr. Billingsgate

SPECIAL EDITION: Ask Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: This attempt to reach out to the unwashed has been one of my most popular features. Your letters are a constant reminder to me of how lucky I am to be blessed with twelve Doctorates, while most of you struggle with literacy. Dear Dr. BILLINGSGATE, I have been waiting to ask these questions. What is your first name and when will you be in my area? I would love to show you...

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Funny story: Democrats and Rachel Maddow insist Kim Jong Un appear before the Mueller Investigation Committee

Democrats and Rachel Maddow insist Kim Jong Un appear before the Mueller Investigation Committee

Current dissatisfaction with Mr. Trump on his negotiations with North Korea has just taken a turn for the worse. It is now clear Mr. Kim must stand before the Mueller Investigation to answer questions. This is not a simple matter of a Trump To...

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Funny story: Rachel Maddow: The Secrets of Her Success

Rachel Maddow: The Secrets of Her Success

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK ---- Rachel "Meow" Maddow says her qualifications as the hostess of MSNBC's The Rachel "Meow" Maddow Show are her "lesbianism and her liberalism, in that order." A graduate of the University of Oxford (Mississippi), she boasts of her doctorate in politics and says she agrees with almost everything in "the Eisenhower-era Republican platform." When he heard of her statement,...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

BILLINGSGATE POST: The haute couture firm of Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been selected to design the prison uniform of Hillary Clinton pending her expected indictment by the Justice Department it was announced this morning by MSNBC's fashionable host, Ra...

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Funny story: Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

BILLINGSGATE POST: A confident Donald Trump vowed to wear a pink Hillary pantsuit in the next debate if he is defeated by Little Marco in the Florida primary tomorrow. The counter-punching billionaire, stung by Little Marco's reference to his sma...

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Funny story: George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered George Stephanopoulos of ABC News admitted to MSNBC's "Out-of-the closet-and-in-your-face" Rachel Maddow, that he did, indeed, have a collection of Hillary Clinton pantsuits that stretch back at least 20 years. Desc...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Not Surprised By Hospitality Of Sheep In Montana

Joe Biden Not Surprised By Hospitality Of Sheep In Montana

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL - Asked by Rachel Maddow if he was surprised by the hospitality of the sheep while he was vacationing in Montana this summer, the Vice-President responded with a sheepish smile: "Hell no. The sum-bitches kicked out two brand...

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Funny story: MSNBC: Major Amos B. Hoople Endorses Gingrich On Rachel Maddow Show

MSNBC: Major Amos B. Hoople Endorses Gingrich On Rachel Maddow Show

BILLINGSGATE POST - Major Amos B. Hoople announced his endorsement of Newt Gingrich on MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Show this evening. Ms. Maddow, who was leaning forward during the interview with the bombastic Major, was unaware that the nasty bastard was...

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