Marjorie Taylor Greene Shuts Down Congress By Going To NYC Protesting For Trump

Funny story written by Uncle DD

Wednesday, 5 April 2023

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New York, NY – It’s been a rather quiet few days in the nation’s capital as the controversial US representative from Georgia made her way up the East Coast to protest former President Donald J Trump’s indictment. In fact, it’s been too quiet.

I mean with Marjorie Taylor Greene out of town, who in Washington DC nowadays is going to say something antisemitic...? Well antisemitism seems to be something that has infected both political parties. But with MTG utterly stupid fucking racist bullshit seems to come flying out of her mouth with such relative ease and dexterity that, well, she’s like a teacher among students. It’s amazing how awful that is.

And with Marjorie Taylor Greene away from her congressional desk, how will her House committees hope to function…? Well actually better than ever, like they did during the last Congress, since MTG didn’t hold any committee assignments then because of her rude freaking mouth and thoughtless commentary. Some people in some parts of the country like thoughtless and rude from their legislators though.

So with Marjorie Taylor Greene currently engaged elsewhere, who will…

-Send correspondence to the Attorney General regarding open threats made to her constituents by 85 year old Jane Fonda?

-Send letters to the mayor of Washington DC regarding the treatment and protection of her constituents who violently stormed the Capitol on January 6th?

-Question former CDC directors regarding the origins of COVID and Dr. Anthony Fauci’s ‘likely’ involvement?

I’m not making this up. I’m just reading her Congressional website.

So to summarize, who will fight the fight? Build the bridges? Git her done? For all those who believe themselves real American Patriots out there, Washington DC is in tatters right now. But soon enough, after a fair and speedy trial for our ex-President Donald J Trump, MTG will be back to her old ways in her old seat in her old town fucking things up quite like nobody else can.

And now she’s starting with porn stars on Twitter. Go MTG!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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