Come on, America, how can you trust an ex-president who can’t even tell the truth about his own arrest? Trump said he would be arrested on Tuesday – and he wasn’t! WTF? I missed a basketball game for that exciting television event … that never hap…
Now that the NYPD are off the hook from killing people who loiter in the streets, tons of white power boys with their own hand-embroidered jackboots are signing up to be cops! “I wanna kill people too!” said one nameless man. “My brother kilt one…
Now that the NYPD cops who ran people over during the George Floyd protest have gotten off completely free and without so much as a slap on the wrist, the NYPD have decided to make their activities into a sport. Introducing the First Annual NYPD M…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The New York Police Dept. reports that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has just been taken into custody at JFK Airport. Federal agents report apprehending the orange whore bitch as he was in line to get on board a fli…
BROOKLYN - (World Satire) - The Brooklyn town council has voted 11 to 1, to ban speed bumps from the downtown area. The universal purpose of speed bumps is to slow vehicles, cars, trucks, taxis, and buses down, but in Brooklyn where everyone, EVER…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Snow has never fallen on New York City in September, but that has changed, thanks to Global Warming. Meteorologists are shocked that the massive snowstorm, known as the Yukon Express, dumped 103 inches of snow in the Big…
MANHATTAN – An officer with the NYPD has just made a discovery that will certainly have a huge effect on a lot of highly influential men. Officer Daphne Andruzzi said that a homeless man showed her a diary that he found in a dumpster. Upon ins...
The New York City Police Department is asking for the public's assistance in apprehending a medium- to dark-skinned black male between the ages of 17 and 25, who is wanted in the New York City area for questioning in regard to unspeakable alleged sex...
Highlighting the dramatically higher incidents of cardiac arrest among African-Americans, a report published by the ACLU posits that racial profiling may be at play - specifically, the ACLU speculates that police officers are disproportionately targe...
Flushing, New York - - Friday is Body Bag Night at Citi Field. Each of the first 15,000 fans who show up for the game will receive a Human Remains Containment Device, which was actually used by the New York City Police Department to transport and sto...
New York - The latest sequel in the wildly successful Police Academy movie series is being shot in New York City under the direction of big screen legend the Reverend Al Sharpton. Starring NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio the opening scene was being filme...
Rome - Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. The meeting paid off immediately, with the mob boss agreeing to take over the operation of the New Yo...
NEW YORK CITY - News reports coming out of New York City state that Republican political commentator Ann Coulter, 52, came very close to being kidnapped by a terrorist organization. A reporter with The Right Coast Revue, Tilapia Frisbee, is being...
New York -- With a Federal judge challenging the constitutionality of its "Stop & Frisk" initiatives, the New York Police Department is trading its racially profiled patdowns for a more aggressive game plan. Called "Cop A Ride," the new campa...
NEW YORK CITY - The New York City Police Department has just announced that Canadian singer Justin Bieber could possibly end up being hit with indecent exposure charges. An NYPD spokesperson told The iRumors News Agency that two individuals have c...
NEW YORK CITY - In a story that certainly fits the you gotta see it to believe it cliché, comedian Joan Rivers, 79, was caught swimming au naturel in the East River. When NYPD officers approached Ms. Rivers they noticed a faint smell of Scotch com...
New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg was released from Bellevue Hospital today after being treated for what's being called "a firearm mishap." It appears that the mayor mistook a pistol for a penis and discharged the gun into his cranium. Who will...
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