BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Snow has never fallen on New York City in September, but that has changed, thanks to Global Warming. Meteorologists are shocked that the massive snowstorm, known as the Yukon Express, dumped 103 inches of snow in the Big…
MANHATTAN – An officer with the NYPD has just made a discovery that will certainly have a huge effect on a lot of highly influential men. Officer Daphne Andruzzi said that a homeless man showed her a diary that he found in a dumpster. Upon ins...
The New York City Police Department is asking for the public's assistance in apprehending a medium- to dark-skinned black male between the ages of 17 and 25, who is wanted in the New York City area for questioning in regard to unspeakable alleged sex...
Highlighting the dramatically higher incidents of cardiac arrest among African-Americans, a report published by the ACLU posits that racial profiling may be at play - specifically, the ACLU speculates that police officers are disproportionately targe...
Flushing, New York - - Friday is Body Bag Night at Citi Field. Each of the first 15,000 fans who show up for the game will receive a Human Remains Containment Device, which was actually used by the New York City Police Department to transport and sto...
New York - The latest sequel in the wildly successful Police Academy movie series is being shot in New York City under the direction of big screen legend the Reverend Al Sharpton. Starring NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio the opening scene was being filme...
Rome - Snubbed by The Holy Father, New York Mayor Bill de Blasio had a private audience with The Godfather on the first day of his Italian vacation. The meeting paid off immediately, with the mob boss agreeing to take over the operation of the New Yo...
NEW YORK CITY - News reports coming out of New York City state that Republican political commentator Ann Coulter, 52, came very close to being kidnapped by a terrorist organization. A reporter with The Right Coast Revue, Tilapia Frisbee, is being...
New York -- With a Federal judge challenging the constitutionality of its "Stop & Frisk" initiatives, the New York Police Department is trading its racially profiled patdowns for a more aggressive game plan. Called "Cop A Ride," the new campa...
NEW YORK CITY - The New York City Police Department has just announced that Canadian singer Justin Bieber could possibly end up being hit with indecent exposure charges. An NYPD spokesperson told The iRumors News Agency that two individuals have c...
NEW YORK CITY - In a story that certainly fits the you gotta see it to believe it cliché, comedian Joan Rivers, 79, was caught swimming au naturel in the East River. When NYPD officers approached Ms. Rivers they noticed a faint smell of Scotch com...
New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg was released from Bellevue Hospital today after being treated for what's being called "a firearm mishap." It appears that the mayor mistook a pistol for a penis and discharged the gun into his cranium. Who will...
In an incident that can only come from the twisted minds of Matt Groening or South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, NYPD and NY fire departments arrived at the New York Apartment of Joy Behar to find her on the floor with a life-size mannequ...
New York - The heat is on the "stop and frisk" powers of the NYPD. Heavy political pressure has prompted Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly to develop alternatives to a procedure that allows police to detain and search anyone, at any time, withou...
Police in New York have announced a plan to block the city's New Year's Eve celebration, contending that its crowd control responsibilities in Times Square interfere with a more essential duty. "The public forgets that New York is one of the world...
New York - Mayor Michael Bloomberg has called off the Thanksgiving Day Parade, charging that the event is a public health and safety hazard. Following a strategy he developed in evicting Occupy Wall Street from the financial district, Bloomberg th...
Reporter: "So, it has been a harrowing season for you guys, hasn't it? I mean, you guys have been out there every time, putting everything you have into taking the OWS players down. To what do you chalk your current win status up to, so far?" NYPD Representative: "Well, first of all, we have a player that so far has not had a chance to get in the game. But, now, the DA has been able to attempt...
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