Biden Visits Ukraine - Republicans say it is Disgusting

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 20 February 2023

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"I'm telling you Barack, we need to dress more relaxed, look at this dude, he's awesome!"

Biden visits Ukraine on the one year anniversary of Russia's invading Ukraine - spoiling Putin's Celebration.

Marjorie Taylor Greene and other Ultraconservatives all told the Media what a stupid Guy Biden was for doing this.

"Zelensky didn't wear a Tie - Marjorie said - a total insult to the U. S.

“He didn't even have a Designer suit. Another insult.

“You would think the Ukraine had Wartime problems the way Zelensky dresses.

“And Biden is a total disgrace.

“What's this with a U. S. president supporting a Democracy?

“Trump didn't do this.

“He likes and supports his friends - Russia and North Korea.

“Is Biden going to support every Democracy that is in trouble?

“Does he think he's Super - Biden?

“Where does it say in the Constitution, we support other Democracies?

“He's supposed to stay in America being a senile Target for us.

“So, Trump can get re - elected.

“And Ukraine is full of Nazis from World War two. Everybody knows that. "

She turned away from the Foxy male interviewer and got in her car on the way to Mar a Lago - for her private suite next to Trump's suite.

(At least that is what the car attendant said when I gave him two 50's. )

(Lance Bottomly Hollywood Journalist)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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