Democrats used to Say 'Dump the Trump' - now Republicans say 'Dump the Trump'

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 20 February 2023

image for Democrats used to Say 'Dump the Trump' - now Republicans say 'Dump the Trump'
Dump the Trump is a hell of a lot catchier

Florida Governor DeSantis - our favorite - would love to 'Dump the Trump' - but doesn't dare to say it.

But he can make America 100% Republican - if elected.

(After all he is Americas top General and can declare Martial law any time he wants. )

Niki Haley - also running for president in 2024 thinks 'Dump the Trump' but also won't say it out loud.

(But do we want a bossy housewife from India running the Country?)

The Evangelical Leaders have already ' dumped' Trump and have said So - real sensible Guys.

He is useless to them - now that he got rid of Abortion.

Evangelicals think DeSantis is their New 'Boy' - for getting rid of Gay Marriage and Gay civil rights) - and getting rid of Abortion pills.

Trump is going to have the 'Political Blues' - as there will be no Evangelical Money - No Right Wing Billionaires' Money and no Suburban women voters to save his Ass.

Can the 'Whites Only' followers - and the millions of the delusional 'Trump is our Savior Voters' make him Prez. again? Stay Tuned.

(Reporter Uncle Sam Liberty - for the Podcast - “Liberals are Dogmeat')

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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