Governor DeSantis is a true Republican: we watch him legally smite the law-abiding transexuals, gays, and women seeking healthcare, whilst making sure corrupt, rich company owners who criminally employ young kids, injure workers on the job, and cheat…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The most hated individual in American, namely Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, flew to Arkansas on a 4-passenger Cessna Skywagon. Now that he's JUST plain John Quack Public, he has to watch his nickels and dim…
Tallahassee, FL – Governor Ron DeSantis takes on challenges and creates uphill battles for himself that most other seasoned politicians would avoid. However, with a more-than-willing Party of No legislative majority in his back pocket, the sky seems…
Trump - through several Media sources is appealing to his Right Wing Base (or anyone) to help him find a Nasty Campaign Name for Presidential competitor Ron DeSantis. (In Italian, Ron the Saint - Which DeSantis assuredly is not.) Trump tried…
Ron DeSantis had a recent doctor’s visit to make sure that he was a prime specimen of manhood, ready to lead the free world into the next hate-filled generation of Americans. The doctor did a thorough examination, especially of Ron’s asshole, whic…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - It is no secret that the state that voted the most for ToxicTrump in 2020, was the cotton pickin' state of Alabama, where cotton is king, and the people revere the money-making commodity. The highly reputable Q…
Satan has decided to run for the governor of Texas. He says he’s seen Gregg Abbott and Ted Cruz, and figures he can do a better job at being evil. “I mean, those guys are good, but I’m Satan …Da Man! I know evil – I live and breathe it – you don’t…
Florida Governor DeSantis - our favorite - would love to 'Dump the Trump' - but doesn't dare to say it. But he can make America 100% Republican - if elected. (After all he is Americas top General and can declare Martial law any time he wants…
Trump is in a secret PR war with DeSantis for the 2024 presidential nomination. The Indian - American woman Nikki Haley also would like to be President. Apparently in private conversations Trump has reportedly called DeSantis 'Meatball Ron'…
Biden Just passed his 2023 annual Walter Reed Hospital physical. He is in good health and 'fit for presidential Duty'. His sensible diet and frequent bicycling was praised by the examining physician. Ex - president Trump upon hearing of…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - Press Extra reports that President Obama is seriously considering running for president in 2024. The former POTUS, who was one of the most popular, tallest, and good-humored presidents in the history of presidents,…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Daily Max has just printed that the head of The infamous Goombalini mob family, Salvatore Goombalini, has stated that Don The Con (Trump) will not be able to run for president in the 2024 presidential campaign because h…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Sen. Ted "Dracula" Cruz told GOPicky Magazine writer Tabitha Wishywater that he would like to be Donald Trump's 2024 presidential campaign running mate. Cruz, who, along with Gov. Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbo…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just informed the American public that the biggest fast food chain in the world has donated $43 million to President Joe Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign. A spokesperson said tha…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - The evil shithead (i.e. Trump) was in his favorite American town of Duck Dung. He spoke in a Walmart parking lot to a crowd that was estimated to be between 17 and 26 individuals: including 4 security guards.
Trump may be the first president to hold office from within Folsom Prison. Where Johnny Cash once sang, I believe. Insiders for Trump have said they still believe the disgraced former president will “rise to glory like Jesus” in 2024, even though…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Comparisons are onerous. Good vs Evil. Dark vs Light. Chicken vs Egg. Quasimodo vs Esmeralda: We could go on and on. But with the future of the free World at stake, the 2024 battle between Trump and Biden for the Presidency o…
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