President Biden recently commented at a dinner in honor of America's number 1 spy, code name: Lady Chatterley, that he wishes the US had half a dozen female spies, as talented, as gorgeous, and as sexy as LC. She has dated Russian President Vladim…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The San Francisco Nightly Herald has just revealed some juicy news about Sen. Ted "Dracula" Cruz's latest lover - and boy, is it spicy! According to the Herald's investigative reporter, Bijou Silhouette, Cruz's new…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI reports that one of the United States best spies has discovered where every one of President Vladimir Nikita Putin's 303 ballistic missiles are located. The spy, who will only be identified by her code na…
The Tit 4 Tat is really heatin’ up. China sends weather balloons with cameras to watch … clouds and rain? Do they not have those things in China? Went off course … and it took them so long to find it, they waited until the Americans found it … and…
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - Ta Ta For Now News reporter Petula Tart reveals that Buckingham Palace has informed her that a Royal Air Force fighter jet has shot down a Chinese drone that was flying over the city of Liverpool. Reports are t…
Recently there was white Chinese spy balloon - which Biden shot down. In the past - when Trump was President - the Chinese also sent several spy balloons over America. Most passed over military bases in California, Texas and Florida. None were d…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has informed the US media that the president has sent 80 spy balloons to fly over China and take photos of military installations. Miss Jean-Pierre, said that of the…
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - Several citizens of Tulsa report seeing a Chinese surveillance balloon in the Oklahoma sky. Cory "Bubba" Quillbox, 52, one of several Oklahomans who saw the ping pong ball looking object, said that the spy balloon…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Correct me if I’m right. But how can it be wrong when it feels so right? Life is full of conundrums, some more puzzling than others. Who’s to judge what is right or wrong? A better question: Who should be the final arbiter r…
Washington - Fox News Commentator Tucker Carlson, who once claimed he had the goods on Hunter Biden after his sources secured the hard drive from the laptop Biden owned, only to lose the drive download in the mail, is nevertheless convinced that he n…
Organisers of birthdays parties across the United States have been put on high alert as the Beijing government reacted angrily to the US administration's decision to send an F22 fighter to shoot down a spy balloon that had been flying over America fo…
WATERMELON SEED, South Carolina - The White House has informed the US news media that unnamed sources from China have stated that the so called Chinese spy balloon, that was shot down by an American F-14 fighter jet, was merely delivering a large pep…
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency has confirmed that a Russian spy drone did fall to earth just outside of Cheyenne, Wyoming. iNews reporter Kitty Segovia stated that the mayor of Cheyenne Patrick "Andy" Collins told her of…
American Army General, Lex Von Killbot, has suggested that America may need to engage in a balloon war with China and Russia and other enemies. “We need balloons in the air over Moscow and helping the Ukrainians win their struggle. I want balloons…
PARAMUS, New Jersey - (FBI Satire) - The Federal Bureau of Investigation has just released a news release stating that they have just captured the most beautiful and most sexy female spy in the entire world. FBI spokesperson, Haylundina Y. Swanwel…
MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - (Satire News) - According to The Humps News Agency the rumor that the infamous Al-Qaeda spy Al Farri Shakeen has been captured is in fact true. TH reported that the infamous spy was caught sitting in the drive-thru window…
Yes, Trump announced: "I declassify that Putin's cook is an American spy." What? "Yeah!" said Trump, index finger pointed to his head. "I can think about it and declassify anything. It's an automatic thing." Then, Trump was asked whether Pu…
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