LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Rumor Mill News Agency has just broken the story that Melania Trump is pregnant and the father is her NBA boyfriend, LeBron James.
RMNA reporter Braxton Buzzwater said that he got the scope from newlywed Tiffany Trump, who is Melania's step daughter.
Tiffany reportedly told Buzzwater that her father is fit to be tied at the thought of his wife having a ½ NBA baby, to put it in a nice, acceptable way.
As of press time, Melly, as Bronnie calls her, had not gotten back to Braxton to confirm or deny the rumor.
Meanwhile, the Trumptard's daughter Ivanka (who calls her father, her sperm donor father), says that the Orange piece of monkey shit, (aka "Treason Trump) has no shame, since it is widely documented that he has grabbed the pussies of literally thousands of GOPromiscuous bitches.
