Trump Cancelled U.S. Constitution Before Leaving Office: "I Can Do That, Just By Thinking About It"

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Monday, 5 December 2022

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Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump, speaking from his Mar-A-Lago residence, announced on Twitter today that, right before leaving office, he cancelled the U.S. Constitution.

Sources close to Trump said the original Constitution had been removed from the National Archives along with many classified documents, and that Trump had hidden the document at his residence.

"I have the Constitution in my possession, I was President so it was mine. I have cancelled the Constitution, I did it right before the end of my term. I can do that, just by thinking about it" tweeted the President, after being reinstated on Twitter..

"I am still the President" said Trump. "I also cancelled the election, it was a hoax, I'll be returning to Washington next week, please tell the Bidens to leave the White House immediately" he said on Truth Social.

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