ATLANTA - (Satire News) - The piece of shit racist SOB, Donald J. Erasmus Trump recently confided in his best (and ONLY) friend, Fox News "Resident Rodent" Greg Gutfeld that he knows it's just a matter of months before he is arrested by the FBI and incarcerated in a Federal Prison (Sing Sing) for committing "Treason," and endangering every man, woman, and child in the United States.
The sexual predator, who claims (falsely) to have grabbed over 3,000 female pussies (2,969 of them Republican cunts) told "The Rodent" that he has not slept in over 57 days.
Gutty asked if he is taking any sleeping pills. Trump replied that he is not, because since he is afflicted with Tonguefucatosis, the pills would cause his teeth to turn tangerine orange, along with his fingernails and scrotum.
The most hated bastard in America told "The Rodent" that he knows he will soon be arrested by the FBI and tossed into Sing Sing Prison for his heinous act of treason.
So he has decided to flee to Germany, where his goal is to revive the Nazi party that was in power back during World War II under Adolf Hitler.
